Cricket headlines

[Chops]

Today I saw 'Tondulkar' and it reminded my of some of my favourite Hearld sun headlines that involved cricket. Classics like

'I will never hook again-Hilditch' then soon after 'Happy hooker'

Another standard was 'Shane Warned'

Any other memorable ones?

[Sockeye Salmon]

Not a headline, but I saw a top banner at this test:

"If you want to sin, do it now. Even God is watching Sachin."

[The Coon Dog]

Did I read this in Harry Potter?

"Twodogs an unregistered animagius, now Twoducks"