St Kildas hashtag in 2016

[LostDoggy]

#bemoreShitKilda

[F'scary]

#dwarfarsonfire

[bulldogtragic]

Slow day, so after reading this thread this morning and with everyone's inspiration I've found myself devising singing a St Kilda version of Springstein's I'm On Fire:

"I'm On Fire"

Hey, schooly girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire.
Oh-oh-oh, let's have underage sex and light a dwarf on fire.

Tell me now, baby, is Ricky Nixon good to you?
And can he do to you the things that I do, like giving you dick pics of Roo?
I can take you higher.
Oh-oh-oh, lets have underage sex and light a dwarf on fire.

Watching our club & our 27 spoons it's like someone took a knife, baby,
Edgy and dull,
And cut a six-inch valley.
Through the middle of my skull.

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
And a freight train running through the middle of my head
Only you or alcohol can cool my desire.
Oh-oh-oh, Lets have underage sex and light a dwarf on fire (X 3)

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[LostDoggy]

Slow day, so after reading this thread this morning and with everyone's inspiration I've found myself devising singing a St Kilda version of Springstein's I'm On Fire:

"I'm On Fire"

Hey, schooly girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire.
Oh-oh-oh, let's have underage sex and light a dwarf on fire.

Tell me now, baby, is Ricky Nixon good to you?
And can he do to you the things that I do, like giving you dick pics of Roo?
I can take you higher.
Oh-oh-oh, lets have underage sex and light a dwarf on fire.

Watching our club & our 27 spoons it's like someone took a knife, baby,
Edgy and dull,
And cut a six-inch valley.
Through the middle of my skull.

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
And a freight train running through the middle of my head
Only you or alcohol can cool my desire.
Oh-oh-oh, Lets have underage sex and light a dwarf on fire (X 3)

Best post ever.

[F'scary]

You could interchange the smiley face and Zac Dawson's head in that photo.

[bornadog]

You could interchange the smiley face and Zac Dawson's head in that photo.

Yes a dickhead.

[F'scary]

Yes a dickhead.

So, when we hear the match commentators calling "Zac Dawson's been interchanged," we'll know what they mean.

[Twodogs]

You could interchange the smiley face and Zac Dawson's head in that photo.

I didn't see Ross Lyon in the photo.

[Scraggers]

https://youtu.be/dtNm5loiq_s

Have you guys seen this?

Surely we patented the BEMORE hashtag ????

[bornadog]

https://youtu.be/dtNm5loiq_s

Have you guys seen this?

Surely we patented the BEMORE hashtag ????

Marketing people don't have an original thought in their head.

[Bulldog Joe]

Marketing people don't have an original thought in their head.

Well someone does actually have an original thought and then everyone adapts the same idea.

[soupman]

https://youtu.be/dtNm5loiq_s

Have you guys seen this?

Surely we patented the BEMORE hashtag ????

That is a hideously tryhard ad.

[LostDoggy]

https://youtu.be/dtNm5loiq_s

Have you guys seen this?

Surely we patented the BEMORE hashtag ????

I was waiting for the YouTube ad to finish then I realised that was what I was meant to be watching. Shocker