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LostDoggy
22-12-2011, 02:01 PM
I'm about to call it quits for 2011 and hit the office christmas party - cab home.

I wish all Woofers a very Merry christmas and a great New Year culminating in a premiership for the Bullies. Before I go I want to leave you with an example of my kind of hunour.

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New"
The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the
man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New"
Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers and Supercheap Auto.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New," and the robot brings him another great beer.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and asks, "
So, you people happy with Buckley as coach?"


Hahahahahahaahaha

LostDoggy
22-12-2011, 02:28 PM
My husband told me this joke this morning!! :D

Yes., we're all hoping for a Bulldogs premiership in 2012. I even asked Santa for one at Barry Hall's book signing the other week!!

Have a lovely Christmas too EJ, enjoy your work Christmas Party. :)

boydogs
22-12-2011, 03:36 PM
Merry Christmas everyone

DragzLS1
22-12-2011, 04:31 PM
I'm about to call it quits for 2011 and hit the office christmas party - cab home.

I wish all Woofers a very Merry christmas and a great New Year culminating in a premiership for the Bullies. Before I go I want to leave you with an example of my kind of hunour.

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New"
The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the
man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New"
Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers and Supercheap Auto.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New," and the robot brings him another great beer.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and asks, "
So, you people happy with Buckley as coach?"


Hahahahahahaahaha


LMAO I LOVE IT!

Merry xmas every1

LostDoggy
22-12-2011, 05:35 PM
Love it EJ.

I think the second paragraph is almost as funny as the third. :)

Have a great Christmas dude. Go the Dogs!

westdog54
22-12-2011, 06:06 PM
I'm about to call it quits for 2011 and hit the office christmas party - cab home.

I wish all Woofers a very Merry christmas and a great New Year culminating in a premiership for the Bullies. Before I go I want to leave you with an example of my kind of hunour.

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New"
The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the
man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New"
Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers and Supercheap Auto.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New," and the robot brings him another great beer.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and asks, "
So, you people happy with Buckley as coach?"


Hahahahahahaahaha

Absolutely love it.

A Merry Christmas to all.

I'll let Stephen Fry tell one of my favourite Christmas jokes as it deson't look as good on paper.

-aktl0R39kU

LostDoggy
22-12-2011, 07:33 PM
Great Jokes.

Merry Xmas to all, hope its an over-eating and over-drinking great time.

the banker
22-12-2011, 09:14 PM
Thanks to all the woofers a terrific year of opinion and comraderie and Merry Christmas to all.

Hope the real presents don't arrive till September 2012.

immortalmike
22-12-2011, 10:18 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all. Eat too much, drink too much and get annoyed with your respective families. Ahh the Holidays...

I'm Not Bitter Anymore!
23-12-2011, 12:58 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all. Eat too much, drink too much and get annoyed with your respective families. Ahh the Holidays...

Consider it done. Merry Christmas everyone. Isn't the world going to end this time next year?

Daughter of the West
23-12-2011, 01:10 PM
Consider it done. Merry Christmas everyone. Isn't the world going to end this time next year?

It better not, world's not allowed to end until we have another premiership! Unless, of course, we win it next year :D

Merry Christmas everyone! Have a safe and happy holiday break.

dadsgirl16
23-12-2011, 01:31 PM
Wishing you and yours a Merry Chrissy and here's hoping a Wonderful 2012!!

bornadog
23-12-2011, 05:00 PM
All the best to all the WOOFers and a safe and happy New year.

Max469
23-12-2011, 05:20 PM
Merry Christmas everyone

Be safe.

BulldogBelle
23-12-2011, 09:13 PM
Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to you all! Stay safe and enjoy the festivities. :)

KT31
23-12-2011, 11:49 PM
Merry Christmas everyone and have a safe New Year.
Go Doggies.:)