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Murphy'sLore
31-05-2016, 03:58 PM
We'd all love a Western Bulldogs premiership. That goes without saying -- that's why we're all here.

But what would you give up to secure one? If through some devilish bargain, you could guarantee a Grand Final win for the Bulldogs, but the price of that win was that you were never allowed to watch (or listen to) the game - EVER - would you do the deal? Would the joy of your Bulldog brethren (and sisters) be worth the sacrifice?

bulldogtragic
31-05-2016, 04:02 PM
No, it'd be like dancing with your sister/brother.

I'm Not Bitter Anymore!
31-05-2016, 04:16 PM
I'm willing to take one for the team

1eyedog
31-05-2016, 04:19 PM
I always said I would die happy with just one Bulldog Premiership - so yes.

bulldogtragic
31-05-2016, 04:20 PM
I'm willing to take one for the team

You may get very bitter never, ever watching our first premiership in most of our lifetimes. Are you prepared to change your username?

Twodogs
31-05-2016, 04:56 PM
I'd kill someone.

comrade
31-05-2016, 05:12 PM
Nah stuff ya's. If we win one, I'll be there.

I'm happy to never watch another game after that though, if I had to do a deal.

bulldogtragic
31-05-2016, 05:14 PM
Nah stuff ya's. If we win one, I'll be there.

I'm happy to never watch another game after that though, if I had to do a deal.

Yep. Go out on top, Costanza style.

Ghost Dog
31-05-2016, 05:15 PM
In a heartbeat. The glow would be worth it.

I'm Not Bitter Anymore!
31-05-2016, 05:17 PM
You may get very bitter never, ever watching our first premiership in most of our lifetimes. Are you prepared to change your username?

Yes to I am Content

S Coast Simon
31-05-2016, 05:48 PM
In a heartbeat. To see the joy on my old mans face. Could not pay enough to see this. Where do I sign and let's get this going

I'm Not Bitter Anymore!
31-05-2016, 06:11 PM
I think we have to sign a pact with the Dark Lord

LostDoggy
31-05-2016, 06:44 PM
We'd all love a Western Bulldogs premiership. That goes without saying -- that's why we're all here.

But what would you give up to secure one? If through some devilish bargain, you could guarantee a Grand Final win for the Bulldogs, but the price of that win was that you were never allowed to watch (or listen to) the game - EVER - would you do the deal? Would the joy of your Bulldog brethren (and sisters) be worth the sacrifice?

Would definately do the deal.
Even if I could never watch or listen to it,
I could read about it over and over and over again through the multitude of various papers and websites.

LostDoggy
31-05-2016, 06:45 PM
And read the GF game day thread on Woof :)

LostDoggy
31-05-2016, 06:59 PM
I'd make love to Trumps toupe for a doggies flag.

Twodogs
31-05-2016, 07:01 PM
I'd make love to Trumps toupe for a doggies flag.


He could send it through the mail.

josie
31-05-2016, 07:02 PM
Great fun post Murphy's Lore.

Yes I would (I'd have to switch my atheist brain to shut down mode).

However I'd be asking First Dog on Moon to give a detailed play by play, goal after goal description in his wonderful cartoons, or perhaps the chap that does those fantastic lego displays ?ReLoad? to make up a stop motion lego play for me (would take him forever granted, perhaps instead Lego Movie 2 titled "Dogs Finally Have Their Day" totally funded by delirious dogs fans).

Would also still want to participate in march to the 'G with Peter Gordon and other supporters, as well as participate in never ending celebration as we walk ever so slowly and crookedly i.e. totally shozzled from the 'G to Whitten Oval with a friendly escort from Mounted Police and all the Woofer mascots. OUR DAY WILL COME !!

Twodogs
31-05-2016, 07:21 PM
Great fun post Murphy's Lore.

Yes I would (I'd have to switch my atheist brain to shut down mode).

However I'd be asking First Dog on Moon to give a detailed play by play, goal after goal description in his wonderful cartoons, or perhaps the chap that does those fantastic lego displays ?ReLoad? to make up a stop motion lego play for me (would take him forever granted, perhaps instead Lego Movie 2 titled "Dogs Finally Have Their Day" totally funded by delirious dogs fans).

Would also still want to participate in march to the 'G with Peter Gordon and other supporters, as well as participate in never ending celebration as we walk ever so slowly and crookedly i.e. totally shozzled from the 'G to Whitten Oval with a friendly escort from Mounted Police and all the Woofer mascots. OUR DAY WILL COME !!

Reload is correct. We could crowdfund his time!

I think the trip back to Whitten oval would turn into a stagger.

LostDoggy
31-05-2016, 07:55 PM
I think the trip back to Whitten oval would turn into a stagger.

By the time i'd get to E.J's statue,I would have crawled the last 2 klms with my tongue bleeding from road rash :p

Twodogs
31-05-2016, 08:30 PM
By the time i'd get to E.J's statue,I would have crawled the last 2 klms with my tongue bleeding from road rash :p

I'd offer to help but I will be in a similar condition. Maybe the bandwagon can pick up any stragglers.

ReLoad
31-05-2016, 09:34 PM
Reload is correct. We could crowdfund his time!

I think the trip back to Whitten oval would turn into a stagger.

You can forget crowdfunding my time, ill do it for nothing!!!

I've always said that if we ever win a flag ill be passed out in a gutter in Barkley street for a week, and the more i think about it, i think i may need 2 weeks :)

However here's what ill do:
Im willing to down my LEGO bricks and go to work in a real job for any and all woofers for the 2 weeks post the Grand final, no matter the job ill do it!

A) ill have indoctrinated thier co workers and rubbed it in thier faces more ways than they can imagine.
B) they can end up passed out somewhere safe in the knoweldge that there is at least one sane resonsible adult left on the planet and one day they will have a job to go back to.
C) Ill have the double satisfaction of not only not ending up dead in Barkley street with god knows what in my bloodstream, but also that someone else has enjoyed the ride more than i could without a care in the world.

The bulldog tragician
31-05-2016, 10:26 PM
I've always thought I'd end up in a MICA during a close grand final so maybe volunteering to "take one for the team" is not really much of a sacrifice.

On a serious note it's the build up, the sheer joy of knowing that we are in a GF, the excitement of getting tickets, watching replays of our epic PF win (let's face it none of us here I assume have ever know what THAT'S like, that I most look forward to. The actual game is likely to be an exquisite form of torture best savoured in retrospect.

westdog54
31-05-2016, 10:28 PM
Sorry guys, I'm going to be selfish here.

I couldn't do it.

Part of what I love about football is reminiscing moments.

For me the game against Sydney last year loses is mystique if I don't watch those last two minutes over and over again. Or if I'd never seen Easton's ninja goal.

The 2006 EF isn't the same without being able to relive the "Lindsay Special", or Bubba's last ever goal.

We all know Bonti should have won goal of the year in 2014. You could try for ask eternity to describe it on paper and never quite do it justice unless you'd seen it.

To not be able to watch a premiership, ever, would suck the joy out of it for me. I'd go so far as to say that it would probably drive me insane as the years went on.

Couldn't do it.

I know. I'm a bad friend. So be it.

bulldogtragic
31-05-2016, 10:33 PM
Sorry guys, I'm going to be selfish here.

I couldn't do it.

Part of what I love about football is reminiscing moments.

For me the game against Sydney last year loses is mystique if I don't watch those last two minutes over and over again. Or if I'd never seen Easton's ninja goal.

The 2006 EF isn't the same without being able to relive the "Lindsay Special", or Bubba's last ever goal.

We all know Bonti should have won goal of the year in 2014. You could try for ask eternity to describe it on paper and never quite do it justice unless you'd seen it.

To not be able to watch a premiership, ever, would suck the joy out of it for me. I'd go so far as to say that it would probably drive me insane as the years went on.

Couldn't do it.

I know. I'm a bad friend. So be it.

Yep. So there's two honest folks on this thread now! :D

Twodogs
01-06-2016, 12:04 AM
Sorry guys, I'm going to be selfish here.

I couldn't do it.

Part of what I love about football is reminiscing moments.

For me the game against Sydney last year loses is mystique if I don't watch those last two minutes over and over again. Or if I'd never seen Easton's ninja goal.

The 2006 EF isn't the same without being able to relive the "Lindsay Special", or Bubba's last ever goal.

We all know Bonti should have won goal of the year in 2014. You could try for ask eternity to describe it on paper and never quite do it justice unless you'd seen it.

To not be able to watch a premiership, ever, would suck the joy out of it for me. I'd go so far as to say that it would probably drive me insane as the years went on.

Couldn't do it.

I know. I'm a bad friend. So be it.

What would you have done pre TV then? Indeed what would you have done in the 80s when we got an hour and a half on Saturday evening, a escort cup match between Fitzroy and Glenorchy on Tuesday night and State of Origin every two years.*






*we lived in shoebox in middle of road. Cardboard box? Aye. You were lucky

LostDoggy
01-06-2016, 07:05 AM
I couldn't do it either what about the celebrations when we replay it over and over? You would have to leave the room all the time?

1eyedog
01-06-2016, 08:09 AM
Sorry guys, I'm going to be selfish here.

I couldn't do it.

Part of what I love about football is reminiscing moments.

For me the game against Sydney last year loses is mystique if I don't watch those last two minutes over and over again. Or if I'd never seen Easton's ninja goal.

The 2006 EF isn't the same without being able to relive the "Lindsay Special", or Bubba's last ever goal.

We all know Bonti should have won goal of the year in 2014. You could try for ask eternity to describe it on paper and never quite do it justice unless you'd seen it.

To not be able to watch a premiership, ever, would suck the joy out of it for me. I'd go so far as to say that it would probably drive me insane as the years went on.

Couldn't do it.

I know. I'm a bad friend. So be it.

The club is bigger than one person man ;)

Twodogs
01-06-2016, 09:42 AM
I couldn't do it either what about the celebrations when we replay it over and over? You would have to leave the room all the time?


Nope. I think you die.

westdog54
01-06-2016, 09:49 AM
What would you have done pre TV then? Indeed what would you have done in the 80s when we got an hour and a half on Saturday evening, a escort cup match between Fitzroy and Glenorchy on Tuesday night and State of Origin every two years.*






*we lived in shoebox in middle of road. Cardboard box? Aye. You were lucky

Probably not enjoyed footy anywhere near as much as I do.

There are filmstrips of the 54 premiership. There's a rousing recording of EJs 3/4 time address. "Don't think, do!" Lives on in an audio recording.

bornadog
01-06-2016, 10:02 AM
Probably not enjoyed footy anywhere near as much as I do.

There are filmstrips of the 54 premiership. There's a rousing recording of EJs 3/4 time address. "Don't think, do!" Lives on in an audio recording.

Wasn't that John Kennedy

westdog54
01-06-2016, 11:09 AM
Wasn't that John Kennedy

Making a point about being able to relive memories.

bulldogtragic
01-06-2016, 11:24 AM
Making a point about being able to relive memories.

Same theme but slightly different, that's why I wouldn't get considerably drunk after the win. One thing that Leigh Matthews is right about is savouring all the various things as they happen and have clear memories about the greatness of the aftermath. Admittedly he said that to his players, but I'd happily drink but I want to remember every single little thing. If our course in history is anything to go by, we may never see it again. Plenty of time to get shitfaced in jubilation a week later.

Twodogs
01-06-2016, 01:08 PM
As a matter of interest why would you want to get drunk? I'd be in a silly enough mood as it was.

BornInDroopSt'54
01-06-2016, 01:42 PM
Yes I would take one for the Bulldog brethren. If an obnoxious football god or devil (aka Murphy's Lore) wanted to test me by offering a premiership from which I was eternally banned and destined never to witness, it would scourge my heart, fatally wound it but it would die knowing that the Bulldog community, Footscray and the Whitten oval would become the centre of the football world as a great team and club.
Seeing as I was going over to the dark side I'd also see what other deals they had going. What I wouldn't give for...

Twodogs
01-06-2016, 02:40 PM
I'll sign up if Murphy's Lore sign's up...

bornadog
01-06-2016, 02:55 PM
I'll sign up if Murphy's Lore sign's up...

She needs to be free to write a book about it.

Murphy'sLore
01-06-2016, 04:33 PM
She needs to be free to write a book about it.

You've sussed it, that's my own personal deal with the Dark Lord... sorry guys, one of you will have to take the hit I'm afraid :)

Twodogs
01-06-2016, 06:15 PM
Who said you can't write there? You just can't watch football is my understanding. Western bulldogs football in particular is the sacrifice.

Or have we gone much darker? I probably zoned out for a bit and lala'd my way through.

SonofScray
01-06-2016, 09:35 PM
I will sacrifice the lives of 100 Essendon supporting elderly men and women.

dadsgirl16
01-06-2016, 10:24 PM
Can I still get my tattoo? I know on 60ish year old skin probably not the go but I REALLY want one!

Twodogs
02-06-2016, 12:45 AM
Can I still get my tattoo? I know on 60ish year old skin probably not the go but I REALLY want one!

Do it now and they can't stop you.

I'm Not Bitter Anymore!
02-06-2016, 11:31 AM
I'm thinking of getting mine now too to avoid the rush

Twodogs
02-06-2016, 05:22 PM
I'm thinking of getting mine now too to avoid the rush

I've had mine 25 years.

I'm Not Bitter Anymore!
02-06-2016, 06:28 PM
Good forward planning

Twodogs
03-06-2016, 12:09 AM
Good forward planning

Not long after I got it I spotted one of my cousins at the footy so I swanned up and showed him my new ink. Pfft. he said. I've had one for years. And he did.

Don't know what that's got to do with any thing but there you go.