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Twodogs
07-09-2017, 10:38 PM
Up your arse you cheating, lying, plastic disgrace of a pretend football club.

What's the point of the AFL commission falling over themselves and manipulating rules and ordering farcical MRP rulings to advantages the GWS if they are just going to continue to fail? In fact what's the point of making the finals if they are just going to embarrass themselves?

This competition has worn a lot and spent a lot on those spoiled brats up there. It's time to end the experiment and move them to a football state. Tasmania.

Eastdog
07-09-2017, 10:39 PM
Great thread Twodogs :D

They are getting what they deserve tonight. They need to suffer more longer!

The Doctor
07-09-2017, 10:47 PM
This competition has worn a lot and spent a lot on those spoiled brats up there. It's time to end the experiment and move them to a football state. Tasmania.

Tasmanians wouldn't want them. They are better than that.

Twodogs
07-09-2017, 10:55 PM
Tasmanians wouldn't want them. They are better than that.

So true mate. What use would they have for a bunch of men poodles like GWS.

dadsgirl16
07-09-2017, 11:24 PM
Men poodles..love it

Eastdog
07-09-2017, 11:29 PM
Take that Greater Waste of Space! First knockout now the second one next week!

Twodogs
07-09-2017, 11:36 PM
Men poodles..love it


I picked it up in a match report from a game between Carlton and Melbourne in the 1880s. One of the founders of the game, HCA Harrison, was quoted as saying that football wasn't as good as it used to be (he may well have been the first to make that observation) and that compared to his day there were a lot of "milksops and men poodles" playing the game.

always right
07-09-2017, 11:56 PM
Been a shit of a year but tonight's result gave me a big slice of satisfaction. Great to see those faux tough guys like Cameron, Lobb and Patton add to their finals reputation. Just wish Devon Smith had also played.

Rocket Science
08-09-2017, 12:37 AM
According to Leon he's pretty happy with how they went tonight bar 30 minutes of footy.

Save that spin for your players mate.

Twodogs
08-09-2017, 12:43 AM
According to Leon he's pretty happy with how they went tonight bar 30 minutes of footy.

Save that spin for your players mate.

Have you ever heard a bigger load if bullshit in your life? I worry about Leon.

KT31
08-09-2017, 01:04 AM
According to Leon he's pretty happy with how they went tonight bar 30 minutes of footy.

Save that spin for your players mate.
I reckon I seen more than 30 minutes of footage of him shaking his head and cursing.

Sedat
08-09-2017, 01:11 AM
According to Leon he's pretty happy with how they went tonight bar 30 minutes of footy.

Save that spin for your players mate.
Yep, more spin in his presser than in Chittagong.

macca
08-09-2017, 02:32 AM
Only got to see the last 15 mins of the game but Really enjoyed seeing the poodles get smacked by the crows. Gee their Defence is a wall and lots help from the midfield . Surprise seedsman got a game , is he one we could target?

How good was the mark from McGovern in the last few mins ? He looks very strong in the air

Deledio looks like his time is up , zero and influence in the last

Would love for them to travel intestate next week and get beaten by anyone

The Underdog
08-09-2017, 09:09 AM
Only got to see the last 15 mins of the game but Really enjoyed seeing the poodles get smacked by the crows. Gee their Defence is a wall and lots help from the midfield . Surprise seedsman got a game , is he one we could target?

How good was the mark from McGovern in the last few mins ? He looks very strong in the air

Deledio looks like his time is up , zero and influence in the last

Would love for them to travel intestate next week and get beaten by anyone

GWS will host Port or West Coast and would then play Geelong or Richmond at the G I believe

westdog54
08-09-2017, 10:31 AM
Only got to see the last 15 mins of the game but Really enjoyed seeing the poodles get smacked by the crows. Gee their Defence is a wall and lots help from the midfield . Surprise seedsman got a game , is he one we could target?

How good was the mark from McGovern in the last few mins ? He looks very strong in the air

Deledio looks like his time is up , zero and influence in the last

Would love for them to travel intestate next week and get beaten by anyone

Had Eddie stuck his one it would have been mark of the year.

Watching them getting opened up in the second was very satisfying. Even though Josh Jenkins almost ruined it with a dribble kick that just scraped inside the post.

Sam Jacobs' performance a week after losing his brother was astounding. He was superb. Actually outbodied Mumford on a couple of occasions and Lobb was ineffective around the ground.

Even if they win next week they will get the floor wiped with them by either of Geelong or Richmond.

Twodogs
08-09-2017, 11:14 AM
Only got to see the last 15 mins of the game but Really enjoyed seeing the poodles get smacked by the crows. Gee their Defence is a wall and lots help from the midfield . Surprise seedsman got a game , is he one we could target?

How good was the mark from McGovern in the last few mins ? He looks very strong in the air

Deledio looks like his time is up , zero and influence in the last

Would love for them to travel intestate next week and get beaten by anyone


Delidio played, did he? Actually I think he set a record last night for the most losing finals without having ever won one.:D

Had Eddie stuck his one it would have been mark of the year.

Watching them getting opened up in the second was very satisfying. Even though Josh Jenkins almost ruined it with a dribble kick that just scraped inside the post.

Sam Jacobs' performance a week after losing his brother was astounding. He was superb. Actually outbodied Mumford on a couple of occasions and Lobb was ineffective around the ground.

Even if they win next week they will get the floor wiped with them by either of Geelong or Richmond.

I can't see them winning next week. That would take character and one thing most of their show pony players have never developed through their career is character.

Flamethrower
08-09-2017, 07:03 PM
Orange is the new Bleak!!!

Half the team are FIGJAMs and the other half are geriatrics - talk of a dynasty was a tad premature.

Rocket Science
08-09-2017, 09:19 PM
http://i66.tinypic.com/1075og8.jpg

Ok I'll stop now.

Twodogs
08-09-2017, 09:43 PM
Never ever stop RS.


What in Earth is going on with Callan Ward's hair? He's got a bit of everthing going, a man bun, pony tail, a bit of a mullet at the front. He's gotta go with one.

westdog54
09-09-2017, 11:35 AM
http://i66.tinypic.com/1075og8.jpg

Ok I'll stop now.

Please tell me this is on Facebook/Twitter

Twodogs
09-09-2017, 12:30 PM
Please tell me this is on Facebook/Twitter


I have a feeing that it soon will be.

bornadog
09-09-2017, 04:36 PM
Please tell me this is on Facebook/Twitter


I have a feeing that it soon will be.

It is now :D

The Doctor
09-09-2017, 07:03 PM
It is now :D

how do I find it?

bornadog
09-09-2017, 07:36 PM
how do I find it?

https://twitter.com/Doggiesman/status/906390635430559744 (me :) )

Twodogs
09-09-2017, 08:03 PM
Can somebody put it on FB so I can share it please?

bornadog
09-09-2017, 08:47 PM
Can somebody put it on FB so I can share it please?

Right click on pic, save to file, then upload to FB

Twodogs
09-09-2017, 09:30 PM
Right click on pic, save to file, then upload to FB


On a iPad? No right click.

Twodogs
09-09-2017, 09:33 PM
Cool I figured it out.

ledge
10-09-2017, 10:01 AM
GWS will win next week though.

KT31
10-09-2017, 10:06 AM
GWS will win next week though.

Very unlikely after watching how ordinary they are but hopefully West Coast pull out a blinder and cause an upset.

Twodogs
10-09-2017, 01:53 PM
GWS will win next week though.

Nah, too soft. None of their players have ever struggled for anything in their footy lives and don't know how to do it. The West Coast players will park their heads straight over the top of the ball and the GWS will shit themselves like big black Alsatians. Put a bit of juice in the game and GWS lose interest very quickly.

Not that I'm suggesting that some of their players, like for instance Phil Davies or Stephen Conglio or Tom Scully-I'd never make that implication against those three particular players, sleep with the light on. Maybe just a nightlight plugged into the wall...

Rocket Science
10-09-2017, 02:15 PM
If the Giantwats trot out anything like they did Thursday night, McGovern's going to feast on them.

Fingers crossed.

craigsahibee
15-09-2017, 04:46 PM
GWS will host Port or West Coast and would then play Geelong or Richmond at the G I believe

And Deledio, kickless for 3.5 quarters, finds the ball Olympic stand pocket in front of the Punt Rd faithfull and left foot banana from 35m out, hard up against the boundary line and puts the men poodles in front for the first time in the Preliminary Final as the siren sounds.

The following week they are smashed by the Swans, who had benefited from some dubious umpiring decisions at the Adelaide Oval the week before and move to their second Grand Final appearance in as many years, but this time in front of a league record low attendance of 33,541 people.

Twodogs
23-09-2017, 08:59 PM
And like the tigers of old...

Twodogs
24-09-2017, 06:43 PM
Part two:

Haha Richmond. That's one loss down (the umpires did their best for you but couldn't get your useless arse over the line, never mind boys that loss is yours and totally belongs to you so enjoy it knowing that you earned it) and one to go. I'm really looking forward to the schadenfreude next week.

Enjoy your twin failures Richmomd. I certainly will.