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Twodogs
28-08-2023, 09:48 PM
So how did the season go? I've been a bit distracted and haven't really been paying attention.

jeemak
28-08-2023, 09:49 PM
So how did the season go? I've been a bit distracted and haven't really been paying attention.

Welcome.

You didn't miss much, everyone's pretty chilled with how things are going.

Grantysghost
28-08-2023, 09:49 PM
Pretty... Pretty.... Pretty.... Shit.

Welcome back! We need your wisdom in this, the darkest of hours.

bulldogtragic
28-08-2023, 09:49 PM
Awesome. QF Thursday week. Third premiership here we come!

Topdog
28-08-2023, 10:01 PM
Welcome back mate, you've been missed around here

Twodogs
28-08-2023, 10:26 PM
Thanks guys. It's been a busy year.

Dry Rot
28-08-2023, 10:27 PM
So how did the season go? I've been a bit distracted and haven't really been paying attention.

When you disappeared, I told everyone that you were fighting in Ukraine. I didn't say on which side because that would've breached your confidence.

Clearly I was right and now, with the Wagner group disbanded, you have suddenly reappeared.

Did you meet Prigozhin? What is he like?

1eyedog
28-08-2023, 10:29 PM
Things good here TD welcome back just don't mention the war.

The best thing about coming back now is not having to watch us play this week.

Twodogs
28-08-2023, 11:24 PM
When you disappeared, I told everyone that you were fighting in Ukraine. I didn't say on which side because that would've breached your confidence.

Thanks for that.




Did you meet Prigozhin? What is he like?

Frank Sinatra.

macca
28-08-2023, 11:28 PM
Welcome back twodogs
The season hasnt really progressed , same old same old

The Bulldogs Bite
28-08-2023, 11:43 PM
Welcome back TD.

Things are going very bulldog-like ;)

GVGjr
28-08-2023, 11:57 PM
I'm not one to betray information being shared but I think if you are drawing a conclusion that with 2 assistant ocaches departing the Dogs and TD's long awaited return to WOOF then there could be a goal kicking coaches role being discussed at the club.

bornadog
29-08-2023, 12:00 AM
About time TD

Eastdog
29-08-2023, 12:06 AM
Good to have you back Twodogs.

macca
29-08-2023, 12:34 AM
I'm not one to betray information being shared but I think if you are drawing a conclusion that with 2 assistant coaches departing the Dogs and TD's long awaited return to WOOF then there could be a goal kicking coaches role being discussed at the club.

I would second that and I will write to the football directory with high recommendations.
if anyone in the WB admin department is trawlling through woof, we have been saying this all year , get a kicking coach.

Fortuitously twodogs is back , so the time is meant to be .

jeemak
29-08-2023, 03:31 AM
I'm not one to betray information being shared but I think if you are drawing a conclusion that with 2 assistant coaches departing the Dogs and TD's long awaited return to WOOF then there could be a goal kicking coaches role being discussed at the club.

TD hasn't shown any interest in goal kicking and I don't expect him to start now.

azabob
29-08-2023, 08:36 AM
So... how long were you gone for?

How many "new posts" were there?

Frankly our story telling has gotten considerably worse since you left and Happy Days also vanished... so we welcome back.

westdog54
29-08-2023, 09:23 AM
Good to see you on mate.

EasternWest
29-08-2023, 10:31 AM
So how did the season go? I've been a bit distracted and haven't really been paying attention.

Nets, obviously.

Jasper
29-08-2023, 05:26 PM
Dear Twodogs, Can you please start working with Marra on set shot routine? Im looking to put some hard earned on him next year to kick more than 50 goals. Perhaps roll Naughton into the clinic as well. :)

Grantysghost
29-08-2023, 05:31 PM
Dear Twodogs, Can you please start working with Marra on set shot routine? Im looking to put some hard earned on him next year to kick more than 50 goals. Perhaps roll Naughton into the clinic as well. :)

Jas...

I've already fixed this issue.

Twodogs can work with Naughts...

Twodogs
29-08-2023, 07:54 PM
So... how long were you gone for?

How many "new posts" were there?

Frankly our story telling has gotten considerably worse since you left and Happy Days also vanished... so we welcome back.

It was December since I last posted. There were 36, 214 new posts

chef
29-08-2023, 08:04 PM
It was December since I last posted. There were 36, 214 new posts

We expect you to read them all.

azabob
29-08-2023, 08:08 PM
It was December since I last posted. There were 36, 214 new posts

Boy, I would find that overwhelming!

Be sure to check out other threads other than this one ;)

GVGjr
29-08-2023, 08:14 PM
Boy, I would find that overwhelming!

Be sure to check out other threads other than this one ;)

I'm wanting feedback from the training reports :)

bornadog
29-08-2023, 09:43 PM
It was December since I last posted. There were 36, 214 new posts

half of those were mine :D

1eyedog
29-08-2023, 09:48 PM
It was December since I last posted. There were 36, 214 new posts

36, 200 of them were about Josh Schache or Jordon Sweet FYI.

mjp
29-08-2023, 10:19 PM
36, 200 of them were about Josh Schache or Jordon Sweet FYI.

Not in the Sugar Free Zone!

1eyedog
29-08-2023, 10:49 PM
There's a sugar free zone here?

Grantysghost
29-08-2023, 10:55 PM
I'm wanting feedback from the training reports :)

Does he know of the tent!?

1eyedog
29-08-2023, 10:56 PM
And all the net sessions?

So much ruffage short of a length.

Twodogs
29-08-2023, 11:38 PM
And all the net sessions?

So much ruffage short of a length.

I wouldn't miss any of those. My dear old mum used to say that I'd rather have a fight than a feed.

Twodogs
29-08-2023, 11:39 PM
Does he know of the tent!?

What about the tent?

Twodogs
29-08-2023, 11:40 PM
I'm wanting feedback from the training reports :)

I'll get onto it.

Twodogs
29-08-2023, 11:41 PM
half of those were mine :D

That doesn't surprise me at all.

azabob
30-08-2023, 08:23 AM
What about the tent?

The answers you seek are in the pre season training reports.

Grantysghost
30-08-2023, 08:31 AM
What about the tent?

G was at training so often he was metaphorically camping at Skinner. We think he might have somehow managed to get it into Whitten too.

ledge
30-08-2023, 09:35 AM
G was at training so often he was metaphorically camping at Skinner. We think he might have somehow managed to get it into Whitten too.

Well they have built a huge mattress for him to sleep on at WO .

Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
30-08-2023, 09:44 AM
Welcome back Two Dogs, good to see you back in action here!

GVGjr
30-08-2023, 03:14 PM
I'm calling him Brylcream from now on. :)

Dry Rot
31-08-2023, 01:11 AM
Footage of Twodogs has surfaced on Russian Telegram channels from behind the Russian lines in Ukraine

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xKMB7G1f5WM