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Mofra
22-05-2009, 05:53 PM
In terms of weird injuries, this has gotta be up there:

http://www.theage.com.au/news/sport/cricket/akhtar-out-of-twenty20/2009/05/22/1242498909450.html


Akhtar out of Twenty20

Pakistan pulled fast bowler Shoaib Akhtar out of next month's World Twenty20 tournament in England due to him suffering from genital warts, the Pakistan Cricket Board said Thursday.

"We have pulled him out of the World Twenty20 on the basis of a medical report given by our doctor which said that Akhtar needs 10 days to recover from groin wounds," the PCB said.

So can anyone think of anybody in AFL world that can match / rival or perhaps beat the unfortunate Shoab with his severe case of genital warts?

Happy Days
22-05-2009, 06:04 PM
Poor bloke.

Bet he's cursing the PCB for making it public knowledge.

Dry Rot
22-05-2009, 07:08 PM
Phew! I'd hate to think he was avoiding a drug test...

ledge
22-05-2009, 07:15 PM
Warts dont they freeze them off? hope he has had kids!

Scorlibo
22-05-2009, 07:40 PM
:o Jesus Christ you gabe me a fright Mofra - mentioning Tom Williams and injuries in the same sentence! :)

Throughandthrough
22-05-2009, 07:45 PM
not only has it killed his cricket career but also his after dark activities as well!


Whats wrong with a good old fashioned "hammy" injury...

Mofra
22-05-2009, 08:12 PM
:o Jesus Christ you gabe me a fright Mofra - mentioning Tom Williams and injuries in the same sentence! :)
I tried to make the title as gentle as possible (I though Shoab Aktar & Genital Warts in the same sentence would put people off their dinner).

Dry Rot
23-05-2009, 12:11 AM
not only has it killed his cricket career but also his after dark activities as well!


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Not necessarily - he might attract some highly experienced, fun if diseased skanky hoes.

Lucky him..... :)

AndrewP6
23-05-2009, 02:13 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....funniest thing I've read here in a while... is that what many football clubs refer to as a "upper groin injury"????