Uses for the Teddy's Towels

In this new dawn of environmental responsibility, I urge all Bulldog fans to use Teddy's Towel for more than cheering our team on to stirring victiories.

I believe, as responsible members, we should catelog a list of uses for Teddy's Towel beyond their original design parameters. This way we can spread the message of Bulldog love as well as reduse landfill (I'm sure there are a minority out there who might entertain the idea of disposing of them after use) and to show how creative we are as a group.

A few to start the ball rolling:

1. A regular towel (well duh!)
2. Gym towel
3. (Number 3 intentially left blank as a mark of respect)
4. Protection from UV rays on sunny days
5. Face washer
6. Cat bed
7. Let dishes dry on it when you run out of kitchen sink space
8. Oven mitt
9. Turn it into a flag
10. A mass-organised mailing (1 daily) to Ian Collins to remind him his treachery will
never be forgotten
11. Ditto to Browny
12. Drool-mop for converstaions with Hawk (no offence Doug, but you can spray at times)
13. Fashionable Bulldog doilies
14. Folded into a travel pillow
15. Cut up into coasters
16. Place mat
17. Turn it into a hand puppet for pre-school education uses
("Remember kids, Teddy says to brush your teeth!")
18. Dog grooming tool (we have a King Charles Cavalier that does secrete an
abnormally high volume of eye juice)
19. Fly swatter
20. Dress for a doll
21. A Nappie for the born a Bulldogs
22. Folded into a headband
23. Cover baked goods for transport
24. Use it to wrap a present
25. Bath Mat
26. Use it to wipe freshly-picked fruit
27. A little bit of gaffa tape an bang! An indoor football!
28. Executive stress toy
29. Computer/keyboard cover
30. Much like those gold Amex cards & the Oscars many years ago, joined together
Teddy's Towel could be fasioned into a red-carpet show stopper
31. Makeshift whip for boarding schoolers
32. The wick in a molotov cocktail (WARNING: Only under parent supervision)
33. Waved back to combat the Kevin Sheedy jacket wave
34. Blindfold for an execution
35. G-String
36. Use to wrap precious objects when moving house
37. Ideal for use when detailing your car
38. Stuff into expensive boots when travelling to protect their shape
39. Ground down into a nutricious gruel for orphans
40. Cover stains on the couch
41. Handy tool for dusting
42. Cover ferns on hot days to protect the fronds
43. Ideal gift for confused youngsters to start them off on the correct path - supporting the
Bulldogs
44. Thrown into contact negotiations for keep currently listed players
45. Used to lure other club stars as part of negotiations at trade time
46. Used to clean bowling balls by professionals at internation meets
47. Jason Glillespie, champion cricketer & avid Bulldog fan, could use it to replace the
white hand towel he normally uses on the field
48. A hanky for people with large noses (no correlation at all to suggestion 47)
49. Sew up the sides & use it to carry groceries
50. Sow a few together to create a Bulldog hammock
51. A baby blanket
52. Washing the feet of deities
53. Drying your seat at the MCG after raining
54. (Important number) Drying the eyes after weeping tears of joy as the Bulldogs win the
2007 Premiership

all purpose towel that you keep in the golf bag.

Great list Mofra.

I especially like #11 and look forward to performing #54 very soon.

Lock me in for number 10 there Mofra.

56. Used to clean the windscreen of your car.

Combine #10 with #32, and forget about the mail. Hand deliver it.

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Originally Posted by trevnosh

Combine #10 with #32, and forget about the mail. Hand deliver it.

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I'm happy to package in #34 for Mr Collins as well.

I thought of another use today. Giving one to a Geelong supporter mate because we gave them a toweling. :)