I wonder if we are one of the clubs that is looking at Darcy Fort from Central Districts. Was an invitee to the SA combine and reportedly a few clubs were looking at him.
Fights corruption in his spare time and could be Microphone Heads twin brother (with one of those furry things placed on his microphone to stop wind interference). On these two points alone he has my vote.
https://www.cdfc.com.au/season-2018/...playerview/618
Edit: Completely forgot he was at Footscray, what are the impressions from those that saw him regularly?