If....Woof had its own sliding doors thread.....then.....
Hi everyone. So if you can't beat them, join them!
A thread for discussion of Bulldogs stuff and the rule in this forum any new ideas have to use the If.....then format made famous by you know who. And being inspired by our favourite sports journalist, keep the spirit of the thread and please write in a sort of self-entitled, slightly smug and all-knowing style ( helps to play fast and loose with the truth too. That's quality AFL journalism, my tri-colour bros and sisters.)
That is if you too REALLY want to write like an award winning journalist.
I'll start
If JJ and his missus have a baby girl who grows up to put on the boots.....
Then....do we get first pick under a new father daughter rule?? :D
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Good thread GD, looking forward to seeing some contributions
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If I’d taken the bets at half time as the room full of cows supporters suggested in 97..
..I would have got just as hammered.
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If the Grub had of said his initial piece about Tom Boyd and then left it alone would he still be playing?
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Originally Posted by
The Doctor
If the Grub had of said his initial piece about Tom Boyd and then left it alone would he still be playing?
Probably combination of things. But didn't help did it.
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If...
.... we chose Brodie Grundy instead of Stringer
... would we have won in 2016?
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If Brad Scott is happy with the direction Norf are headed....
then 2 and 7 is pure shinboner. Which club do barrack for again Grub?
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Good hypothetical about Stringer
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IF-Damian GrubGrubGrubGrubGrubGrubGrub only had half a brain,
Then-Would his head be lopsided?
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Originally Posted by
MrMahatma
If...
.... we chose Brodie Grundy instead of Stringer
... would we have won in 2016?
No. Stringer didn't do a lot in the final series but had some influence in crucial moments of those last 2 games. With Grundy there wouldn't be the Tom Boyd heroics in the PF and GF either. Everything clicked and fell into place perfectly and small change in the timeline would have stuffed the whole thing up. Please MrMahatma put the DeLorean back in the garage and watch the DVD. :)
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Originally Posted by
Mitcha
IF-Damian GrubGrubGrubGrubGrubGrubGrub only had half a brain,
Then-Would his head be lopsided?
The problem is his heart. Not his head.
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Originally Posted by
Ghost Dog
The problem is his heart. Not his head.
It's his black soul!
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If we hadn't made 4 changes this week...
Would we be 22 points behind at half time?
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