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    Apparently his handle bars were aimed straight but on approach he was left of centre and his execution was way off line. He was lucky to land on the road in the end. Had it not been for a little bit of an easterly breeze, he would have landed in the crowd.

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    What's even stranger is he was riding an exercise bike!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greystache View Post
    What's even stranger is he was riding an exercise bike!
    Not every club has soft floors.
    They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twodogs View Post
    Not every club has soft floors.
    That joint should have padded floors and walls in every room as you'd be certifiably crazy to voluntary go there.
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    Plagiarising Titus O'Rielly here, but at least his built in helmet prevented head injuries.

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    I hope he has a good recovery. I'm interested to see how he performs this year
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    Quote Originally Posted by bulldogtragic View Post
    That joint should have padded floors and walls in every room as you'd be certifiably crazy to voluntary go there.
    When you install padded cells by stealth you have to start somewhere. Now they are used to the floor the plan is to install the walls in stages over the next two years. Hopefully they wont notice until we have hirded the last one in and locked the external locks.
    They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twodogs View Post
    When you install padded cells by stealth you have to start somewhere. Now they are used to the floor the plan is to install the walls in stages over the next two years. Hopefully they wont notice until we have hirded the last one in and locked the external locks.
    Yep. Then we need to sell them on all wearing a 'special tackling jacket', where they put their arms into this jacket which simulates them tackling themselves 'to help their technique' and then the need to buckle up the rear of the jacket so they can develop tackling strength by simulating resistance in the tackle.

    But if Jaeger wants to come the dogs perhaps we can reprogram him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twodogs View Post
    When you install padded cells by stealth you have to start somewhere. Now they are used to the floor the plan is to install the walls in stages over the next two years. Hopefully they wont notice until we have hirded the last one in and locked the external locks.
    Quote Originally Posted by bulldogtragic View Post
    Yep. Then we need to sell them on all wearing a 'special tackling jacket', where they put their arms into this jacket which simulates them tackling themselves 'to help their technique' and then the need to buckle up the rear of the jacket so they can develop tackling strength by simulating resistance in the tackle.

    But if Jaeger wants to come the dogs perhaps we can reprogram him.
    I have a funny feeling you're talking about different clubs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by westdog54 View Post
    I have a funny feeling you're talking about different clubs...
    Both sizes could fit.
    They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClothesBootsMotorcycle View Post
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    Suns recruit Jarrad Grant has stacked his bike and broken his hand. It's hoped he will play at least one NAB game @cmail_sport @superfooty


    Apparently he ran over a stingray and the barb pierced his tyre.
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