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30-04-2015, 07:57 PM
#136
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
Originally Posted by
bulldogtragic
MS: Would you believe the building is surrounded by Control agents?
Kaos Agent: No I would not.
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MS: Would you believe it's a boy scout with rabies?
My favourite one
I thought it ended "How about a boy scout and an Alsatian?"
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30-04-2015, 08:04 PM
#137
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
Originally Posted by
westdog54
I thought it ended "How about a boy scout and an Alsatian?"
Bit of both:
Maxwell Smart: Because at this very moment, this warehouse is being surrounded by one hundred cops with Doberman pinschers. Would you believe it? A hundred cops with Doberman pinschers.
Nicholas Dimente: I find that hard to believe.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe ten security guards and a bloodhound?
Nicholas Dimente: I don't think so.
Maxwell Smart: How about a Boy Scout with rabies?
Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023
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30-04-2015, 08:37 PM
#138
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
A Boy Scout with rabies would be as dangerous as ten security guards and a bloodhound. More probably.
They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.
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30-04-2015, 09:29 PM
#139
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
A boy scout with rabies is an important part of their rebuild.
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30-04-2015, 09:34 PM
#140
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
Just on Jones.
I note that he has retained his place in the team but somehow they have decided to omit Casboult.
I know Levi's kicking is an issue but surely that is more to work with than Jones who really struggles to get the ball.
Perhaps they have looked at the video of his game against Collingwood last year and decided Jones will be BOG.
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30-04-2015, 11:13 PM
#141
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
Has anyone else noticed the typo in the thread title?
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30-04-2015, 11:14 PM
#142
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
Originally Posted by
Throughandthrough
Has anyone else noticed the typo in the thread title?
Yes and I like it.
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30-04-2015, 11:36 PM
#143
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
Originally Posted by
Throughandthrough
Has anyone else noticed the typo in the thread title?
Haha. Nice touch.
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30-04-2015, 11:57 PM
#144
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
Originally Posted by
Bulldog Joe
Just on Jones.
I note that he has retained his place in the team but somehow they have decided to omit Casboult.
I know Levi's kicking is an issue but surely that is more to work with than Jones who really struggles to get the ball.
Perhaps they have looked at the video of his game against Collingwood last year and decided Jones will be BOG.
Yep they're that delusional.
They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.
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01-05-2015, 09:46 PM
#145
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
Gerard Whately's commentary
" jones gets worked under it"
Blimey never heard that before
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01-05-2015, 09:47 PM
#146
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
Originally Posted by
Remi Moses
Gerard Whately's commentary
" jones gets worked under it"
Blimey never heard that before
Shame. I want to see his new marking technique we were too stupid to employ with him...
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01-05-2015, 10:33 PM
#147
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
Originally Posted by
bulldogtragic
Shame. I want to see his new marking technique we were too stupid to employ with him...
He's got to show us the old one first for comparison purposes.
They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.
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01-05-2015, 11:12 PM
#148
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
He's getting the Bronx Cheers in the last quarter, I hope no one puts anything on Facebook!
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02-05-2015, 02:03 AM
#149
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
Originally Posted by
Twodogs
He's got to show us the old one first for comparison purposes.
Even his hangers sucked. Who chest marks a hanger and pulls a face like they've just been winded?
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02-05-2015, 02:16 AM
#150
Re: Liam Jones' First Outing In Carton Colours
Dermie potted him post game .
Commented how when Carlton switch in the defensive 50 Jones doesn't get on his bike to become an option .
Reckons he was to " stuffed" to present !
What happened to that pre season commando fitness campaign ?