"They" call him The Package

[SonofScray]

The Package, it is ridiculously over the top. I like it. If he can learn to cut a mean promo, there is a career in the WCW post football waiting for him.

[Twodogs]

I call him Jesse... Just like the rest of Fox Footy's commentary team

Jesse gets a lot of passes from Brad Boyd even though Brad spends a lot of time in defence these days. I found out the other day that Brad's middle name is Keith.

[bulldogtragic]

Jesse gets a lot of passes from Brad Boyd even though Brad spends a lot of time in defence these days. I found out the other day that Brad's middle name is Keith.

Brian Taylor has called Marcus Picken the last 3 weeks. Clearly calling things and players accurately is more a nice to have guideline than a standard to achieve...

[Scorlibo]

'The Beast' - nothing better than when Jake goes beast mode.

[1eyedog]

Jake needs to influence games in the second half and have the switch turned more to on than off to be called 'The Package'.

Did I forget to mention he is a super, super player?

[hujsh]

I never really use the nicknames. It was Johnno and Morris not 'The Smiling Assassin' and 'The Glove'

[chef]

I'm with you guys. Definitely not a fan of BT but it's positive and exposure, two things our club can do with.

It's great to be relevant.

[Daughter of the West]

I tend to just use "STRINGER!!!!" with an obligatory fist pump. Simple, yet effective.

I think the package thingy just sounds tossbag-y.

[Mofra]

Players call him Stringsy which seem easy enough to yell at games.

All these elaborate, multi-syllable names fall to pieces when yelling something out in the moment - and Jake certainly has his moments

[Bulldog4life]

I reckon he will be called Jake. Like Cher or Jesus or Bono. He only needs one name.

What was his surname?

[Twodogs]

What was his surname?

It wasn't latin.

[Twodogs]

I tend to just use "STRINGER!!!!" with an obligatory fist pump. Simple, yet effective.

I think the package thingy just sounds tossbag-y.

I like his surname too. It's made to yell out just like Ablett was.

I prefer the st-rinnnn-gah! Myself. Especially as goes for a hanger.

[Happy Days]

Strang, like The Wire.

Because so often he takes that shit off us and puts it on him.

[craigsahibee]

I reckon he will be called Jake. Like Cher or Jesus or Bono. He only needs one name.

Yep. Just Jake. Like Pele.

Wasn't Cher known as Cher Bono at one stage?

If Jake is in part responsible for returning the "Grail" to the Whitten Oval, I would have no objections to calling him "Jesus"

[Bulldog4life]

Yep. Just Jake. Like Pele.

Wasn't Cher known as Cher Bono at one stage?

If Jake is in part responsible for returning the "Grail" to the Whitten Oval, I would have no objections to calling him "Jesus"

When she was married to Sonny Bono