Eight announcements in eight hours

[Dancin' Douggy]

10 year deals for bont and stringer

[bulldogtragic]

Nike come on down

Nothing represents the Western Suburbs Team better than exploiting impoverished Asian workers BAD?

[bulldogtragic]

10 year deals for bont and stringer

I'd give them 15 years, but I can understand your conservatism.

[NoseBleed]

1. This weeks final moved to Adelaide by AFL to maximise crowds.

2. B Franklin to be traded for T Boyd at AFL's insistence to allow maximisation of crowds in Battle of Bridge games.

3. AFL announce competition wide Food and Beverage deal with Old El Paso, insist on Mission stepping down from Bulldogs.

4. AFL umpiring dept announcement confirming a minimum of 5 frees per game to continue to be awarded against Bulldog rucks for no reason.

5. AFL take note of fact we can make more from one game in Cairns than all games at Etihad combined. Cairns game next year to feature GWS vs Collingwood to maximise returns to AFL coffers

6. AFL announce compensation package for Essendon over prolongued drugs saga. Dons given carte blanch to select up to 5 players from other teams. Stringer, Bont, Macrae, Wallis, Wood to move, Cooney offered as compensation, Liam Jones and Jason Tutt to return to the club under a complicated trade that see's Essendon get Kruezer, Sherman and Akermanis lured out of retirement by AFL to complete repair to Bulldogs list.

7. AFL announce settlement with J Hird/Essendon over AFL drugs saga. Hird's position at Essendon accepted to be untenable. AFL announce L Beverage to be seconded to Windy Hill for duration of contract. J Hird to be allowed to coach out his contract as Senior Coach of Western Bulldogs.

8. Funeral Plans announced for B Murphy after ritual seppuku performed with handle of 54 cup after hearing plans for announcements 6 and 7.

[Rocket Science]

Nothing represents the Western Suburbs Team better than exploiting impoverished Asian workers BAD?

Up there with Slater & Gordon acting for a certain beleaguered convenience store with similar regard for its employees.

[KT31]

Bonts and Stringer- Bulldogs for life.

[bulldogsthru&thru]

Matthew Inness announced as Physical Performance manager

[bulldogtragic]

Matthew Inness replacing Cordy.

[bornadog]

[ledge]

Is that the former Victorian fast bowler?

[ledge]

My bet - Slater and Gordon to take over as major sponsor.

Couldn't imagine Mission jumping off now, or any sponsor for that matter.

[ledge]

My bet - Slater and Gordon to take over as major sponsor.

Couldn't imagine Mission jumping off now, or any sponsor for that matter.

[azabob]

Is that the former Victorian fast bowler?

Yes.

[Twodogs]

Innes has been the assistant to Cordy for a bit hasn't he?

[Happy Days]

#2 - McLean, Daniel and Prudden have re-signed/extended their contracts