The casual boast thread

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[westdog54]

Exactly. How we are not number one talk in town is beyond me

Probably Queensland's fault.

[Twodogs]

Probably Queensland's fault.

It's always Queensland's fault.

[LostDoggy]

God Australia, get your priorities right.

We probably need to cross reference how many dogs supporters vote for one nation and play pokemon go but I bet not as many as Colonwood..

[merantau]

In the 20 years since John Elliott referred our tragic history, we have won more flags than Carlton and 3 less wooden spoons (Carlton has 4 spoons in 15 years, as many as we have in our entire histry). Tragic? Pig's arse.

Up yours big Jack and Collo too.

I remember that flog making that comment and also when addressing Chris Grant: "Only Carlton people call me Jack." Chris would have been quite within his rights to reply, "There's a lot of names I could call you - arsehole, figjam, tosser - take your pick."

[SlimPickens]

Zaine Cordy is a premiership winning CHF. Nick Riewoldt isn't.

After announcing his retirement today, I just wanted to remind all woofers.

[bulldogtragic]

1. We are on top of the ladder
2. We are 6-0
3. We are 175.3%
4. We have the best points for (attack)
5. We have the best points against (defence)
6. We have the best start since 1946
7. We have the second best start to a season ever
8. We beat three finalists from last year
9. We best three recent Grand Finalists
10. We beat North by the highest margin ever
11. We have the highest score this season (167 points)
12. We have the lowest score conceded this season (39 points)
13. We have the full forward with the most goals in a game (Bruce with 10)
14. Our recent trades are transformational (Bookends Bruce & Keath, Martin ruck)
15. Treloar is a revelation (1/3 salary paid by Collingwood for 5 years - looks like Pick 30’s or 40’s this year as the cost)
16. Jamarra (Pick 1) & Schache (Pick 2) are kicking bags in the VFL
17. Our depth is the best of any club
18. We still have a first rounder and apparently some salary cap room
19. We are showing AFEL & Ch7 why they are right to give us TV games
20. We have good players out, returning soon: Richards, McLean, Williams, Hannan (Dunkley & English ?) etc.
21. We’ve debuted Treloar, Martin, Scott, McNeil, Sweet. Expect more too (Buku, Jamarra, Hannan etc.)
22. We’ve won on the fast track of Docklands, wind of Ballarat & cold of Canberra. We are no flat/fast track bullies.
23. We’ve moved players around (Dale back, English & Hunter more forward)
24. We have mids hitting the scoreboard regularly (Bonts, Treloar, Libba, Dunkley etc.)
25. ... We still have improvement in our game and in individual players
26. ... It’s fun to be us!

[bulldogtragic]

1. We are on top of the ladder
2. We are 9-1 (1 owing to one bad half of footy against last year’s Premier)
3. We are 161.9%
4. We have the best points for (attack)
5. We have the best points against (defence)
6. We had the best start since 1946. We have equaled our best ever start after 10 Rounds, 9-1, in 1946
7. We had the second best start to a season ever
8. We beat five finalists from last year (WCE, Coll, Bris, Port, Saints)
9. We best three recent Grand Finalists (WCE, Coll, GWS), Two of the Preliminary Finalists Last Year (Bris, Port)
10. We beat North by the highest margin ever
11. We beat Saints by the highest margin ever
12. First time we’ve won by 100+ twice in a season
13. We have the highest score this season (167 points, North)
14. We have the lowest score conceded this season (33 points, Saints)
15. We have the full forward with the most goals in a game (Bruce with 10, who also sits Second in the Coleman Medal, 80%+ accurate)
16. Our two KPFs have kicked 57 goals as a pair by 10 Rounds. Bruce 2nd & Naughton 5th in the Coleman
17. Our recent trades are transformational (Bookends Bruce (see above), Keath (Best KPD) & Martin ruck, Sweet Development
18. Treloar is a revelation (1/3 salary paid by Collingwood for 5 years - looks like Pick High 30’s or Low 40’s this year as the cost)
19. Jamarra (Pick 1) & Schache (Pick 2) have been kicking bags in the VFL
20. Our depth is the best of any club (Winning without English, Wood, McLean, Dunkley, VDM, Martin, Gardner & Jamarra)
21. We still have a first rounder and apparently some salary cap room
22. We are showing AFEL & Ch7 why they are right to give us TV games. Allocated maybe a club record 6 Friday Nights only up to R15
23. We have good players out, returning in a month or less: English, Richards, McLean, Martin, Wood & VDM
24. We’ve debuted Treloar, Martin, Hannan, Scott, McNeil, Sweet, Khamis (7). Only Jamarra, Garcia & Bedendo yet to debut.
25. We’ve won on the fast track of Docklands, wind of Ballarat, cold of Canberra, Adelaide Oval. We are no flat/fast track bullies.
26. We’ve moved players around (Dale back, English, JJ & Hunter more forward)
27. We have mids hitting the scoreboard regularly (Bonts, Treloar, Libba, Dunkley etc.)
28. Macrae broke the all-time record for starting a season 30+ touches (All 10 Games, and still counting)
29. Libba broke the all-time record for 12+ Clearances in a row (14 Games)
30. Weightman looks every bit the goods
31. ... We still have improvement in our game and in individual players, and pressure for spots as injuries clear up.
32. ... It’s amazingly fun to be us!

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

1. We are on top of the (live) ladder
2. We are 8-1 (1 owing to one bad half of footy)
3. We are 146.9%
4. We have the best points for (attack)
5. We have the best points against (defence)
6. We had the best start since 1946
7. We had the second best start to a season ever
8. We beat four finalists from last year (WCE, GWS, Bris, Port)
9. We best three recent Grand Finalists, Two of the Preliminary Finalists Last Year (Bris, Port)
10. We beat North by the highest margin ever
11. We have the highest score this season (167 points)
12. We have the lowest score conceded this season (39 points)
13. We have the full forward with the most goals in a game (Bruce with 10, who also sits Second on League Leaderboard)
14. Our recent trades are transformational (Bookends Bruce (see above), Keath (Best KPD) & Martin ruck, Sweet Development
15. Treloar is a revelation (1/3 salary paid by Collingwood for 5 years - looks like Pick High 30’s or Low 40’s this year as the cost)
16. Jamarra (Pick 1) & Schache (Pick 2) are kicking bags in the VFL
17. Our depth is the best of any club (Winning without English, Hunter, McLean, Dunkley, VDM, Martin, Gardner & Jamarra)
18. We still have a first rounder and apparently some salary cap room
19. We are showing AFEL & Ch7 why they are right to give us TV games. Allocated maybe a club record 6 Friday Nights only up to R15
20. We have good players out, returning in a month or less: English, Richards, McLean, Martin, VDM & Hunter
21. We’ve debuted Treloar, Martin, Hannan, Scott, McNeil, Sweet, Khamis (7). Only Jamarra, Garcia & Bedendo yet to debut.
22. We’ve won on the fast track of Docklands, wind of Ballarat, cold of Canberra, Adelaide Oval. We are no flat/fast track bullies.
23. We’ve moved players around (Dale back, English, JJ & Hunter more forward)
24. We have mids hitting the scoreboard regularly (Bonts, Treloar, Libba, Dunkley etc.)
25. ... We still have improvement in our game and in individual players, and pressure for spots as injuries clear up.
26. ... It’s fun to be us!

This better age well......

[bulldogtragic]

This better age well......

These are facts. Nothing more.

The media allege soft draws, not beaten anyone any good, question if we can win away from docklands, what are we really doing, ya da ya da ya da.

These facts seem to indicate that these questions have been answered.

[jeemak]

Excellent work. We might just let you stay full time if you keep this up.

[The Adelaide Connection]

Celebrating in a huge way. Probably going to hurt a lot tomorrow.

Wtf? We won!

[EasternWest]

Where is Greystache anyway?

[chef]

Where is Greystache anyway?

Was going to ask the same thing

[bornadog]

Where is Greystache anyway?

who cares