1. Port Adelaide didn't fold in the off season. We had played 5 teams twice this year, but there was no sign of Port until this week. Good thing too, gotta have someone to out-bogan Collingwood. Now just have to send a search party out for Hawthorn.
2. Having won in China and on Mars, Port are officially world champions. (And flat track bullies).
3. Luke Dahlhaus needs to invest in head protection next year, or else he will end up like Kosi.