Hi everyone. So if you can't beat them, join them!
A thread for discussion of Bulldogs stuff and the rule in this forum any new ideas have to use the If.....then format made famous by you know who. And being inspired by our favourite sports journalist, keep the spirit of the thread and please write in a sort of self-entitled, slightly smug and all-knowing style ( helps to play fast and loose with the truth too. That's quality AFL journalism, my tri-colour bros and sisters.)
That is if you too REALLY want to write like an award winning journalist.

I'll start

If JJ and his missus have a baby girl who grows up to put on the boots.....
Then....do we get first pick under a new father daughter rule??