Essendon

[EasternWest]

Imagine how big that Lion is going to get when he is finished playing footy.

I'm not against tattoos, but that is a truly terrible choice.

[jeemak]

I'm not against tattoos, but that is a truly terrible choice.

There's got to be a point where the tattoo artist protects folks from themselves, doesn't there?

[Bulldog Joe]

Stringer was in shape - in round 1. Really seemed to enjoy the break, and it shows.

He is still in shape.

Rotund is a shape.

[bornadog]

I'm not against tattoos, but that is a truly terrible choice.

You are jealous

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

I'm not against tattoos, but that is a truly terrible choice.

That is gonna look hilarious when he's 50 and has a massive beer belly....

[EasternWest]

There's got to be a point where the tattoo artist protects folks from themselves, doesn't there?

I think it's proportional to income and vulnerability.

"You're struggling to find work and you want me to tattoo 'f**k your stick figure family' on your neck? No thanks I'm out"

"You're a spoiled highly paid athlete who most certainly has had the privilege of knowing what it means to be surrounded by wiser heads that might help you make better choices? No worries, let me get the guns ready."

You are jealous

As a person decorated with a questionable leonine tattoo of my own, I feel infinitely qualified to pass judgement.

Let's just say I understand youthful poor judgement - but even my sympathies only go so far.

[jeemak]

That is gonna look hilarious when he's 50 and has a massive beer belly....

He's going to have to have the black re-shaded as the gaps between will grow larger and larger.

[bornadog]

He's going to have to have the black re-shaded as the gaps between will grow larger and larger.

[comrade]

Most decent ammo footballers rock a better rig than that.

[bornadog]

Most decent ammo footballers rock a better rig than that.

Here is a guy that is not lazy and works on it

[Bulldog4life]

Where are the guns Jake?

[hujsh]

Here is a guy that is not lazy and works on it

That contrast is legitimately astonishing. The bloke on the bottom has been in the system since 2013 but a guy in his second year is already putting him to shame.


...Is he actually a professional athlete? It's not the 80's right?

[Twodogs]

As a person decorated with a questionable leonine tattoo of my own, I feel infinitely qualified to pass judgement.

Let's just say I understand youthful poor judgement - but even my sympathies only go so far.

My parents knew I was all for it and nothing they were going to say was going to stop me so they just impressed on me that one day I'd be middle aged with a tattoo (like I am now) so whatever I got should mean a lot to me. I got a bulldog on my shoulder and a black flag symbol on my leg and I've never regretted them. In fact I'm still not finished. Next up is a Stooges tattoo on the opposite leg. Then a Dead Kennedys symbol somewhere.

[Doc26]

That is gonna look hilarious when he's 50 and has a massive beer belly....

I strongly doubt with Jake that it will take anywhere near as long as him reaching 50.

[EasternWest]

Here is a guy that is not lazy and works on it

Is that twodogs?

My parents knew I was all for it and nothing they were going to say was going to stop me so they just impressed on me that one day I'd be middle aged with a tattoo (like I am now) so whatever I got should mean a lot to me. I got a bulldog on my shoulder and a black flag symbol on my leg and I've never regretted them. In fact I'm still not finished. Next up is a Stooges tattoo on the opposite leg. Then a Dead Kennedys symbol somewhere.

Je regrette rien.