Game Day Festival of Footy (Round 13-18)

[Sedat]

Gee, Essendon are nearly as bad as the 7 commentary team.

Not even Adelaide are that bad

[jeemak]

Did I just hear Bruce say that Mosquito has a beautiful face?

[DOG GOD]

Did I just hear Bruce say that Mosquito has a beautiful face?

Hmm I wasn’t sure if I heard that too...wow

[jeemak]

Hmm I wasn’t sure if I heard that too...wow

I'm working at my desk/ kitchen table and the footy's on the TV...…….and it sounded like something cooked was said but I wasn't sure.

So patronising if that's what he's said.

[merantau]

Is midway through the second quarter too soon to head over to Bombre Blitz?

I headed over to BB straight after Tippa's brain fade. Highly entertaining. This was a real belly laugh:

"Woosha on game day,reminds me of a middle aged supporter thats won a competition to sit on tbe bench for the day."

[macca]

That did make me laugh!

Watch worsfold post game conference , its hilarious how deluded they are.
https://www.afl.com.au/video/497122/...=1599381936001
How many years has hurley got left ? Would he be a good fit in our team ? Hurley looked in dispair yesterday

[merantau]

I really admire clever use of language. This bloke on BomberBlitz is a wordsmith.

"I reckon we need to send Dan Andrews out for the press conference:

“You guys ready to go?”

“We have 19,447 of cases of Essendon players caught ball watching. That’s an increase of 713 from yesterday.”

“There were another 435 instances of defenders not spoiling, and an alarming 325 missed targets in the forward line.”

“Once again, the Essignton virus is getting into the most vulnerable parts of the ground. The opposing goal square, the last 14 seconds of the quarter, this is a virus that doesn’t discriminate.”

“And it is highly contagious. Contrary to the belief in the community, it doesn’t just impact the older players – your Hurleys, your Devon Smiths. It even impacts our youngest players – players who had their whole future ahead of them. Not even Jordan Ridley is immune to Essington.”

“I want to credit our really brave Essendon Football Club workers. Day in, day out, they go into the frontline of the absolute shitshow that is the Essendon Football Club. The mental toll that this takes cannot be underestimated.”

“Finally, let me be clear. Just because we want this season to be over, and believe me no one wants it to be over more than me, we cannot pretend that it is. We need to continue to fight Essington. Or we will never recover.”

[Bulldog4life]

Worried about their unhealthy food? Or are you talking about Tom? He must be getting used to it by now.

Reports that Bailey Fritsch has been dropped for turning up late to training....in a hub? How does that happen?

Bailey Fritsch out of contract this year too.

[Rocket Science]

Melbourne on track to kick four points for the game and I'm here for it.

Don't f**k it up Freo.

[Rocket Science]

It feels surprisingly natural to get around Freo because they've owned Melbourne for a half yet failed to punish them on the scoreboard.

If the Dees - who are playing for their finals lives - were up against any other half decent outfit this game would be over.

[bornadog]

Did I just hear Bruce say that Mosquito has a beautiful face?

Out for a year with ACL

[Rocket Science]

LOLDees have the princely sum of two goals in three quarters of football against Fremantle, one of which came from a generous free kick.

How the actual f**k are we competing with this mob for a finals spot?

[Grantysghost]

Walters tearing them a new one. Melbourne are very average. Viney only one who seems to give a sh1t.

[EasternWest]

I really admire clever use of language. This bloke on BomberBlitz is a wordsmith.

"I reckon we need to send Dan Andrews out for the press conference:

“You guys ready to go?”

“We have 19,447 of cases of Essendon players caught ball watching. That’s an increase of 713 from yesterday.”

“There were another 435 instances of defenders not spoiling, and an alarming 325 missed targets in the forward line.”

“Once again, the Essignton virus is getting into the most vulnerable parts of the ground. The opposing goal square, the last 14 seconds of the quarter, this is a virus that doesn’t discriminate.”

“And it is highly contagious. Contrary to the belief in the community, it doesn’t just impact the older players – your Hurleys, your Devon Smiths. It even impacts our youngest players – players who had their whole future ahead of them. Not even Jordan Ridley is immune to Essington.”

“I want to credit our really brave Essendon Football Club workers. Day in, day out, they go into the frontline of the absolute shitshow that is the Essendon Football Club. The mental toll that this takes cannot be underestimated.”

“Finally, let me be clear. Just because we want this season to be over, and believe me no one wants it to be over more than me, we cannot pretend that it is. We need to continue to fight Essington. Or we will never recover.”

That's quality.

[Grantysghost]

This kid Cerra for Freo looks a super prospect.