In the words of ear worm of a song by The Cardigans (good band & like ABBA a great Swedish export) “I need some fine wine & you, you need to be nicer”:
Sit
Good dog
Stay
Bad dog
Woo
Down
Roll over
If Billy plays he needs to be in a state of doggie superposition (Schrodinger’s dog) - both Bad - strike oppo over like 10 pins and Good Dog - not give away silly frees and bloody well kick straight for goal!!