Why Adam Cooney feels more welcome at Tullamarine than whitten oval

[jeemak]

I got hit by a car riding my bike once going under the tunnel at totty gates and
I got what they called inked as an apprentice printer which involved having your private parts covered in letterpress ink as an Initiation
And the reply I always got from mum was “What did you do wrong ?”
You probably deserved it. !

Ok.....that's enough internet for me this morning.

[Twodogs]

Ok.....that's enough internet for me this morning.

That could be interpreted a couple of ways.

[Twodogs]

I got hit by a car riding my bike once going under the tunnel at totty gates and
I got what they called inked as an apprentice printer which involved having your private parts covered in letterpress ink as an Initiation
And the reply I always got from mum was “What did you do wrong ?”
You probably deserved it. !

Years ago I got a promotion at work. It meant I was the youngest person ever to attain the level I was at in the history of Australia (it was a public service job) boss was rapt called me in to his office and told me that it made him look really good, my co workers were all rapt, union was rapt, even the clients we worked with were rapt.

After a day of everyone telling me how good I was I went home and told my dear old mum. She gave me a blank look and said "you? Are they sure?"

[ledge]

Years ago I got a promotion at work. It meant I was the youngest person ever to attain the level I was at in the history of Australia (it was a public service job) boss was rapt called me in to his office and told me that it made him look really good, my co workers were all rapt, union was rapt, even the clients we worked with were rapt.

After a day of everyone telling me how good I was I went home and told my dear old mum. She gave me a blank look and said "you? Are they sure?"

If anyone can knock us off a pedestal in a millisecond it’s our mum.
Encouraging but loves a good back handed compliment.

[Twodogs]

If anyone can knock us off a pedestal in a millisecond it’s our mum.
Encouraging but loves a good back handed compliment.

There are three people still living that I'd lay down my life for. Mum's one of them.

[jeemak]

Which of your two kids is being sacrificed for Kelvin Templeton?

[Twodogs]

Which of your two kids is being sacrificed for Kelvin Templeton?

The boy is twice my size and strength and I taught him how to fight, no point having a dog and barking yourself. I'd just be getting in the way.

[bulldogsthru&thru]

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/bul...OjhOqoQqHhZsOs

As per Ledges comment

[comrade]

Westy goes whack!

As an aside, is this the most Bulldogs picture of all time?

[ledge]

Scott married Our cheer squad organiser a year or so ago.
He has never really left the club.