... and tell me one of the first weird ideas that come to mind.

English as a Full-back?
It worked for Roughy, McEvoy has done it, if you're smart you can be slow and cut angles (Sam Collins, Sid). He's certainly got the reach.
It's no more unlikely than taking an inside mid who could miss targets under pressure (Boyd) and turned him into a gun HB who played as an unofficial captain down there.
Keath gets released to a second KPD role and gets to intercept more, something we sorely lacked this year.

What other crazy-Bevo ideas can we think of?