Early Trade Rumours for 2022

[EasternWest]

Cats doing the Bowes deal?

Bruhn and Henry too.

If that all happens well... I don't know it's hard to compete with theee ability to obtain players.

Offer a Maribyrnong coastal lifestyle and cushy third party deals?

[hujsh]

Someone on this board needs to become a Billionaire and have a handshake deal to employ all former players in cushy jobs or help set them up in dream jobs with our list of connections.

I nominate EW because he has mentioned how handsome he is which should be a big advantage in getting rich.

[Grantysghost]

Offer a Maribyrnong coastal lifestyle and cushy third party deals?

Free plastic lounge coverings from Franco.

[jeemak]

Cats doing the Bowes deal?

Bruhn and Henry too.

If that all happens well... I don't know it's hard to compete with theee ability to obtain players.

Easy Chewy........

Remember the commentary around Melbourne mid season.....a lot has to happen for them to do what they did all over again.

[Eastdog]

Someone on this board needs to become a Billionaire and have a handshake deal to employ all former players in cushy jobs or help set them up in dream jobs with our list of connections.

I nominate EW because he has mentioned how handsome he is which should be a big advantage in getting rich.

Where is that Bulldog Billionaire out there

[Eastdog]

Free plastic lounge coverings from Franco.

In Bru-n-swick and Footiscray!

[Grantysghost]

Easy Chewy........

Remember the commentary around Melbourne mid season.....a lot has to happen for them to do what they did all over again.

[EasternWest]

Someone on this board needs to become a Billionaire and have a handshake deal to employ all former players in cushy jobs or help set them up in dream jobs with our list of connections.

I nominate EW because he has mentioned how handsome he is which should be a big advantage in getting rich.

You'd think with a face that could launch a thousand ships a few bucks would come with it but alas je suis depourvu.

[hujsh]

You'd think with a face that could launch a thousand ships a few bucks would come with it but alas je suis depourvu.

Nevermind if you're speaking french you must be too arty.

Need someone more robotic. Maybe GG with his obsession with weird niche stats can do a Zuckerberg. I vaguely recall around this time last year there might have been mention of him giving the club a good sum of money already in a thread I dare not venture back into. Might give him a head start.

[EasternWest]

Nevermind if you're speaking french you must be too arty.

Need someone more robotic. Maybe GG with his obsession with weird niche stats can do a Zuckerberg. I vaguely recall around this time last year there might have been mention of him giving the club a good sum of money already in a thread I dare not venture back into. Might give him a head start.

I thought that was German.

[hujsh]

I thought that was German.

Maybe I wrote you off too soon

[Grantysghost]

Nevermind if you're speaking french you must be too arty.

Need someone more robotic. Maybe GG with his obsession with weird niche stats can do a Zuckerberg. I vaguely recall around this time last year there might have been mention of him giving the club a good sum of money already in a thread I dare not venture back into. Might give him a head start.

What about Hemsworth?

He never misses a game!

[Axe Man]

Star defender Nick Haynes is also gettable as his salary balloons to almost $1 million a year this season as part of a back-ended deal.

Haynes could actually be the kind of interceptor we need. Pity he's a flog and that salary is about twice his worth.

[comrade]

Haynes could actually be the kind of interceptor we need. Pity he's a flog and that salary is about twice his worth.

$1M is a lot but damn, he’s the exact type we need. I’d be exploring that one further.

[EasternWest]

Haynes could actually be the kind of interceptor we need. Pity he's a flog and that salary is about twice his worth.

Is he a flog or was he just a patsy in the whole Bontempelli sham?

He's a great player - with no basis for my opinion my gut feel is Lobb is a bigger knob than Haynes, and if we're comfortable with getting Lobb...