Melbourne Watch 2023/24

[hujsh]

Yes to all that.

Makes me wonder, what else are they bullshiting about?

What aren't they?

[EasternWest]

ALPA statement



I have a solution - don't take drugs

Ridiculous.

I'd like my shitpost crown back please.

[hujsh]

Ridiculous.

I'd like my shitpost crown back please.

Oh, so you supporter MURDERERS and DEALERS now? Excuse me while i run off to find some more pearls to clutch.

[EasternWest]

Oh, so you supporter MURDERERS and DEALERS now? Excuse me while i run off to find some more pearls to clutch.

#notallmurderers

[bornadog]

Ridiculous.

I'd like my shitpost crown back please.

you just did

[Sedat]

The policy is clearly one of cover up, rather than welfare. It appears its primary aim is to avoid players testing positive on game day. Sure, it avoids any unfair advantage, but what does it do for player health?
This is not a good look and the AFL should slap themselves with a Bringing the Game into Disrepute ban and fine.
Arguing medical confidentiality is rubbish. I bet there were high fives all round when someone thought that loop hole up.

And also to ensure the AFEL gets its hands on some filthy lucre from the govt/taxpayer simply for having a policy in place.

The timing of Andrew Wilkie exposing this under parliamentary privilege is highly dubious, being one of the strongest critics of the federal and state govt funding dedicated to the new Tassie stadium. Poisoning the goodwill generated from the Devils launch last week plays well for him politically.

[Topdog]

Laughable pair of statements.
Saying it's a different policy and pretending that illicit drugs aren't tested for on game day

[Grantysghost]

#notallmurderers

Why do all the lefties go nuts when someone raises the fact this is a horrid trade ?

It's just a fact. The reaction is bizarre. What do pearls have to do with it hahaaaa fmd.

Being law abiding makes you an extreme conservative to all the hippies I guess.

Hope you guys know where the deodorant aisle is. (see stupid right).

#somearemurderers

[EasternWest]

you just did

Nah. I'm not dropping boomerisms left right and centre.

[EasternWest]

Why do all the lefties go nuts when someone raises the fact this is a horrid trade ?

It's just a fact. The reaction is bizarre. What do pearls have to do with it hahaaaa fmd.

Being law abiding makes you an extreme conservative to all the hippies I guess.

Hope you guys know where the deodorant aisle is. (see stupid right).

#somearemurderers

I haven't the faintest idea what this means but go off.

[bornadog]

Nah. I'm not dropping boomerisms left right and centre.

it was a joke son

[Grantysghost]

I haven't the faintest idea what this means but go off.

Yeah ya do.

[MrMahatma]

So when someone tests positive they miss a game with a hamstring or a dislocated finger or something, right?

[hujsh]

Why do all the lefties go nuts when someone raises the fact this is a horrid trade ?

It's just a fact. The reaction is bizarre. What do pearls have to do with it hahaaaa fmd.

Being law abiding makes you an extreme conservative to all the hippies I guess.

Hope you guys know where the deodorant aisle is. (see stupid right).

#somearemurderers

I'm happy for you/sorry this happened

[Axe Man]

Demons Clash With Port In Doubt After Entire Team Afflicted By Random Injuries Following F1 Weekend

The AFL is dealing with its second crisis in as many days, after some shocking news has broken out of the Melbourne Demons training ground.

Sources close to the Demons have revealed that the team?s game against the Port Adelaide Football Club this weekend is in serious doubt.

In a throwback to the days when games were cancelled because Victorian people couldn?t stop coughing on each other and refused to wash their hands, the Round 3 (technically Round 3 and half) clash is a strong chance of being called off completely.

Set to take place at the Adelaide Oval on Saturday night, the game looks likely to be scrapped after the entire first grade list of the Melbourne Demons went down with an injury today.

From general soreness all the way to hamstring strains, every single first grade player is under a serious injury cloud ahead of the weekend.

It?s unknown whether enough VFL players can be pulled together in time for the trip to Adelaide, with the Demons staring down the barrel of the first forfeit in recent history.

The potential forfeit follows allegations the AFL has been complicit in helping AFL players avoid regulation anti-doping tests to ensure player?s drug use stays under wraps.

Politician Andrew Wilkie used parliamentary privilege to make a raft of allegations last night relating to the drug use within the AFL and the way the Demons and the league cover it up ? namely telling the players to make up fake injuries to avoid ASADA testing.

The AFL media who have known about the practice for the better part of a decade are yet to explain why the story was left to a politician to break under privilege ? who are still focusing on Wayne Carey boycotting the AFL because some big fella got 4 weeks for shoulder charging a little fella in the head.

More to come.