If We Win ................ If We lose

[bornadog]

IF we win Tonight.

Celebrate with a bottle of Champers
Text message to entire mobile phone book
Ring every talk back radio station and give it to them for not rating us
Be over the moon all week
Enjoy the build up to a Grand Final for the first time in my life.

If We lose

Probably sulk for a few days
Be happy for the boys to make a prelim when at the start of the season we looked an oustide chance for the eight.
It will be a long long summer

[Mofra]

When we win...

... massive celebrations, gloating tempered by the fact we still have one game of the season to go.

In the miscule, improbable chance of us not winning...

Gloat at the fact that a team with one senior KPP player (Lake) is the third best in the competition, and given a couple of inclusions our upside is better than anyone else in the top four.

[The Coon Dog]

IF we win Tonight.

Celebrate with a bottle of Champers
Text message to entire mobile phone book
Ring every talk back radio station and give it to them for not rating us
Be over the moon all week
Enjoy the build up to a Grand Final for the first time in my life.

If We lose

Probably sulk for a few days
Be happy for the boys to make a prelim when at the start of the season we looked an oustide chance for the eight.
It will be a long long summer

Might have to beat 'Michael from Moonee Ponds' to it, he's damn quick!

[Go_Dogs]

If we win...

Scampering for GF tickets, quickly organising my flights over and gloating to my many Geelong supporting friends...praying that we didn't over do it and have something left in the tank for the next week, and start praying like mad that the Saints beat the Hawks.

If we lose...

I'll be pretty disappointed and very, very drunk.

[G-Mo77]

If we win.....

*Not sure really, my eyes fill with tears at the thought of just making it into a Grand Final. I'll probably tear up big time if the final siren sounds and we're in front.

*Have a few ales when I get home

*Make sure I have enough money to go to the game next Saturday.

*I wouldn't mind ringing Gary Lyon and giving him a spray! Dickhead!!!!

If we lose....

*Drive home and sulk for the rest of the night and probably all day Saturday. I have a family lunch to go to so I won't be much fun.

[strebla]

When we win will track down every single scumbag opposition supporter who has bagged me for 25 years and let them know in no uncertain terms WHO WE ARE AND WHERE WE COME FROM

if we lose this is not an option we MUST win

[The Underdog]

If we win:

Cry tears of pure joy
Hug every Dogs supporter in sight
Sit in stunned disbelief
Have the best damned week of my football supporting life including going to the freaking GF Parade.

If we lose:

Cry tears of pure disappointment (memo to self, take tissues)
Scream "Why can't it ever be us?"
Sit in stunned disbelief
Shun GF week
Find it very difficult to pretend I care about Hawthorn tomorrow night for my girl's benefit when clearly I hate football and everything about it
Wait for trade week

[aker39]

If we win....

Ring SEN and tell Grant Thomas to get ****ed
Stay at the G until they kick me out. I'll want to celebrate with the players and all of you... ALL OF YOU


If we lose...

I won't pick up a paper for a week
Try and act happy for my Geelong supporting wife (or maybe file for divorce)


PS - I might need some of those tissues underdog.

[LostDoggy]

When We Win Tonight:

I'll Go Absolutely Mental
I'll Cry My Eyes Out
I'll Keep Crying My Eyes Out
Scream My Head Off
Sing The Theme Song Louder Than Ever Before

If We Lose (which I Doubt Very Much):

I'll Cry And Crack The Sh..s. Will Then Yell At My Husband On The Way Home Because He'll Want To Listen To The Radio And I'll Want Peace And Quiet (this Happens Every Time We Lose So Nothing Much Different For My Reaction To A Loss)

[aker39]

Might have to beat 'Michael from Moonee Ponds' to it, he's damn quick!

Listen out for Snowy from Barooga or Fred from Footscray

[Sedat]

If we win....

Ring SEN and tell Grant Thomas to get ****ed
Stay at the G until they kick me out. I'll want to celebrate with the players and all of you... ALL OF YOU


If we lose...

I won't pick up a paper for a week
Try and act happy for my Geelong supporting wife (or maybe file for divorce)


PS - I might need some of those tissues underdog.

Dermie is worse IMO. Thomas is there to play the role of the agent provocateur, and whilst his criticism of the Dogs is a little OTT, it isn't totally without merit ie: lack of intensity and hardness at the contest was glaringly evident 2 weeks ago. On the other hand, Brereton tries to play the nice guy everyman role but his arrogance just sprouts up to the surface time and again. Some of his discussion on radio this week has been jibberish without substance or foundation to back it up - just arrogant assertions. He is, and will always be, a polished turd from Frankston.

Funny how the Swans weren't old hacks on their last legs 2 weeks ago but all of a sudden, one of the hardest midfields in the competition would be lucky to win a Super Rules match. Sydney loses the tackle count, hardball gets and clearances in a game about once every Halley's Comet. We were very good last week and it has been sold short. That's fine, we used up a lot of credits in the media 2 weeks ago. But if we can match that level of intensity tonight, Geelong will know they have been in a game.

[aker39]

Dermie is worse IMO. Thomas is there to play the role of the agent provocateur, and whilst his criticism of the Dogs is a little OTT, it isn't totally without merit ie: lack of intensity and hardness at the contest was glaringly evident 2 weeks ago. On the other hand, Brereton tries to play the nice guy everyman role but his arrogance just sprouts up to the surface time and again. Some of his discussion on radio this week has been jibberish without substance or foundation to back it up - just arrogant assertions. He is, and will always be, a polished turd from Frankston.

No worries, I'll tell Dermie to get ****ed on your behalf as well.

[LostDoggy]

If we win...

Double check the scoreboard as I wipe my face of tears
High 5s and Hugs for anyone and everyone around me (bulldogs supporters of course)
Text and call those who never believed in my side (mainly collingwood supporters)
Sing the song all the way back on the walk from MCG > Crown
Drink untill i hit 0.05
And generally celebrate as we have beaten the team of the year

If we lose..

Get frustrated and prob (unfortunately) swear a lot and pinpoint players that didnt do their job
Call/Sms people and tell them how upset im feeling
Probably cry again regardless win/lose
Walk to Crown with my head looking to the ground
Spend next week "trying to be excited" about grand final week
And say the token 'theres always next year...'

[Sedat]

No worries, I'll tell Dermie to get ****ed on your behalf as well.

Not worth it. He'd just laugh and declare the GF a blow-out. The Dogs simply lack the class, the toughness and the heart to match it with the big boys in September

[LostDoggy]

Easy.

Win, drink happy.

Lose, drink sad.

Either way im getting shitface tonight.