Quote Originally Posted by merantau View Post
"Heneman made a valiant attempt to mark the ball but it hit him in the head."
"Heneman tackled valiantly but was brushed aside."
"Henemanmade a valiant attempt to soccer a goal but had an airie"
Heneman tried valiantly to intercept but fell over instead"

Love it. Henneman is the name of a particularly stupid character on Mitchell and Webb.