The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep

[hujsh]

I reckon we have a WOOF vote for the best player on the ground, instead of going with the official Norm Smith winner

Or, Rocco could just decide who it is himself

You'll regret it once Brennan Stack wins it for the 4th year in a row

[Twodogs]

Keeping track of this thread is as complicated as keeping track of the current prime minister.

Why don't we sort this out like true sporting heroes - petulant dummy spits, obnoxious public commentary and accusations of conspiracy and racism.

As long as no one tries to pinch Vardy from me I don't care.

Rocco can I have Vardy please?

I want *!*!*!*!ing Vardy. It's a type of class warfare not letting me have Vardy.

You gave to go around telling everyone that I am part of the aristocracy. I have two kids and they deserve to be deluded as to their place in life!

[AndrewP6]

I want *!*!*!*!ing Vardy. It's a type of class warfare not letting me have Vardy.

You gave to go around telling everyone that I am part of the aristocracy. I have two kids and they deserve to be deluded as to their place in life!

Vardy is mine. I earned him with hard work, sleepless nights, elbow grease and an unhealthy compulsion for perfection. You can't just waltz in here and claim dominion over people. Typical of the bourgeoisie, thinking you can just steal people then use and abuse them for your own benefit. You bloody well think you're the king. I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

[EasternWest]

Thank you based Rocco for giving me Shuey in the sweep. Where do I collect my prize?

[bulldogtragic]

Thank you based Rocco for giving me Shuey in the sweep. Where do I collect my prize?

Just go to the Major Crime Command Centre in Spencer Street, and tell them you're there to collect your free boat. Congratulations.

[EasternWest]

Just go to the Major Crime Command Centre in Spencer Street, and tell them you're there to collect your free boat. Congratulations.

What's the worst that could happen?

[bulldogtragic]

What's the worst that could happen?

Is that rhetorical or do you want to answer that?

[EasternWest]

Is that rhetorical or do you want to answer that?

Yes.

[Greystache]

Schofield stiff. Reckon it's a conspiracy against me!

[SlimPickens]

Schofield stiff. Reckon it's a conspiracy against me!

Couldn’t agree more....BUT Lewis Jetta was the definition of stiff.

[EasternWest]

Schofield stiff. Reckon it's a conspiracy against me!

What are you on about mate? You had Brett Peake. He didn't get a touch.

[westdog54]

Can I have a consolation prize for Mihocek giving away the only 50 of the match?

[The Underdog]

Thank you based Rocco for giving me Shuey in the sweep. Where do I collect my prize?

Yes, hello, I’d like to report a theft.....

Firstly I’d like to thank Luke Shuey for being super unlikeable except when I needed him not to be.
I’d like to thank the support staff and the academy. Beyoncé, Jay-z and their family have been amazing.
I want to thank Clive Davis, the good lord up in heaven above and all my fans.
And mostly I’d like to thank whichever judge gave Taylor Adams 3 votes....ya dickhead.

(Victory lap, bitches)

[EasternWest]

Yes, hello, I’d like to report a theft.....

Firstly I’d like to thank Luke Shuey for being super unlikeable except when I needed him not to be.
I’d like to thank the support staff and the academy. Beyoncé, Jay-z and their family have been amazing.
I want to thank Clive Davis, the good lord up in heaven above and all my fans.
And mostly I’d like to thank whichever judge gave Taylor Adams 3 votes....ya dickhead.

(Victory lap, bitches)

Oh didn't you get the PM? Just before the game you got Grundy and Cole and I got Shuey.

[The Underdog]

Oh didn't you get the PM? Just before the game you got Grundy and Cole and I got Shuey.

Shuey’s mine and I’ve got witnesses. Pretty sure you had Maynard’s ribs.