The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep

[EasternWest]

Gibson? Gibson? I asked for someone crap. I didn't think you'd actually do it. You've never given me what I've asked for before.

[westdog54]

Gibson? Gibson? I asked for someone crap. I didn't think you'd actually do it. You've never given me what I've asked for before.

Come on EW you know Rocco makes it up as he goes along.

[Rocco Jones]

Im in... I'll take anyone including Josh Kennedy.

This will be my only interest in the GF.

Please pick me a player Rocco, at least it will give me something to keep me occupied between drinks.

Mantis- I am giving you Kennedy as it isn't very greedy of you and I want to break the monotony of picking out of a hat
KT31- the hat says Chipper Frawley
Rocco Jones- damn it I actually picked out Hale for myself. How much integrity does that prove I have?
azabob- Wellingham
lemmon- Sinclair
comrade- popdog fo shizzle
soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster
Scraggers= the random generator spits out Shannon Hurn
Masddog37= I'm a romantic. You're the reigning champion and I am giving you Hodge back. Actually that's a new rule. The champion gets to carry over their player if they are in the Grand Final again.
JT- sorry after being so nice, I need to be mean/funny and give you the crappy Hawks Shoey
GVG- Lake is yours
T&T- Suckling for being a suck up. Classic lame word play humour right there.
chef- Smith is taken so the generator says Hill
boydogs- Jack Darling is kinda like Kennedy. So you get Darling
jazzadogs- generator says B Boy McEvoy
EW- Gibson
Axeman- I am giving you Stratton. He is kinda like a less lovable Spangher but will actually play
Redders- Dom Sheed
AP6- Yeo because he wears #6

[Rocco Jones]

Im in... I'll take anyone including Josh Kennedy.

This will be my only interest in the GF.

Please pick me a player Rocco, at least it will give me something to keep me occupied between drinks.

Gibson? Gibson? I asked for someone crap. I didn't think you'd actually do it. You've never given me what I've asked for before.

Come on EW you know Rocco makes it up as he goes along.

It's a combination of my hat and a generator that lives in my head.

[Rocco Jones]

RULE CLARIFICATION- if your player pulls out and is replaced by a player that no poster has, that player will then be yours.

[LostDoggy]

Redders- Dom Sheed

Thanks Rocco

[Rocco Jones]

We have more players available!!! Don't be shy. I will be giving out seconds later tonight.

[bornadog]

We have more players available!!! Don't be shy. I will be giving out seconds later tonight.

OK I am greedy, I will take a second but must be from the opposing team.

[Throughandthrough]

We have more players available!!! Don't be shy. I will be giving out seconds later tonight.

Thanks Rocco. And did you know that there's exactly the same number of letters in the names of Rocco Jones and Chris Grant? There's something in that for all of us to ponder. I know I have.

[LostDoggy]

I deserve a second surely! I'm stuck with the crap Shoey! Was hoping he got dropped for Gunston

[Maddog37]

Is seconds like elevensies?

[Greystache]

If there's someone left who's not completely shit I would appreciate a second RJ.

[Rocco Jones]

OK I am greedy, I will take a second but must be from the opposing team.

Will Schofield

Thanks Rocco. And did you know that there's exactly the same number of letters in the names of Rocco Jones and Chris Grant? There's something in that for all of us to ponder. I know I have.

Kind words but hat for you. Hat says... Xavier Ellis (really for reals)

I deserve a second surely! I'm stuck with the crap Shoey! Was hoping he got dropped for Gunston

Nic Nat. What a get?!

Is seconds like elevensies?

Sheppard.

If there's someone left who's not completely shit I would appreciate a second RJ.

Luke Shuey.

[Rocco Jones]

I am going to the hat for a second time for your humble and loyal admin. Rocco gets..... Sam Mitchell! I need to do this live next year,

[Rocco Jones]

Gunston/whoever comes in for him if he misses to the next caller