Studs & Spuds: Round 1

[Rocco Jones]

A bit like hotties and notties but much, much better.

Studs



Freo
Just missed out on the ever so accurate round one top ladder spot but they definitely get top stud for this week. Great debut by Barlow and Silvagni's wasn't too bad either. Let's just forget about McPhee. I am so impressed that I have decided to make purple the official colour of the studs this round. Freo way to go!

Collingwood
If you don't bring a quality game, these guys will just own you. Didak was supreme, Shaw looked motivated and Swan is looking more and more like an elite midfielder.

The Fev & Brown Show
Fev was very inaccurate but the combo took no time in showing how dangerous they are going to be. Jon Brown was outstanding when the game was there to be won, Fev is a very lucky man to be the FF to his CHF.

Spuds

Melbourne
I know it's a bit like having a go at the special kid but enough is enough. They have injuries and all that but they were absolutely woeful in the first half. A very long year ahead indeed. Red is the colour of the demon and the spud this round.

Western Bulldogs
You so and so's.

Umpire appreciation of all things Nick Riewoldt
Can't wait for the day that the Umps collectively pop that special question to Roo.


Don't worry Roo, the Umps will make the bad men go away.

You're on notice Adelaide.

[boydogs]

Richmond lucky to avoid the spud list - will be a perennial candidate this year I reckon

[Rocco Jones]

Richmond lucky to avoid the spud list - will be a perennial candidate this year I reckon

I had them in the not so bad relative to their pathetic standards basket. Hopefully we put them back where they truly belong next week.

[Topdog]

Good list Rocco and great pic for the stud section. Harvey's face is like that 95% of the time during interviews.

I'd like to nominate Port's goalkicking for the spud section. Nearly lost them the game.

[Go_Dogs]

Nice work Rocco.

Bit disappointed that you couldn't find room for the mighty Tigers, but I'm sure you will following this weekend.

[Rocco Jones]

Harvey's face is like that 95% of the time during interviews.

I'd like to nominate Port's goalkicking for the spud section. Nearly lost them the game.

Yeah, I love that face.

Port's kicking was bad but there were so many options for the spud this week. Also, I had no idea about it.

Bit disappointed that you couldn't find room for the mighty Tigers, but I'm sure you will following this weekend.

We all want the Tiges to come home.

[Sedat]

I would also put Choco Williams' personal trainer into the 'spud' list. Choco has developed a mean set of man cans lately.

[Rocco Jones]

I would also put Choco Williams' personal trainer into the 'spud' list. Choco has developed a mean set of man cans lately.

I am oddly aroused.

[chef]

I am oddly aroused.

It's quite funny when he runs, you get a bit of a booby jiggle.

[Rocco Jones]

It's quite funny when he runs, you get a bit of a booby jiggle.

Sports bra time perhaps?

[Bulldog4life]

It's quite funny when he runs, you get a bit of a booby jiggle.

I think he needs Frank Costanza's help.

[GVGjr]

Stud of the round - Michael Barlow.
Dud of the round - Jake Spencer

Both first game players

[Rocco Jones]

Stud of the round - Michael Barlow.
Dud of the round - Jake Spencer

Both first game players

I was battling between spud and dud.

[LostDoggy]

Tell you what, we all love Freo this week because they were great, but Freo always threatens to be great at home.

They may very well end up Spudding next week if they're on the road.

[LostDoggy]

I can actually see Freo becoming quite scary over the next few years.