Just talking to my son and Jack Ziebull pops up on the TV. I happened to say that he is the player in the AFL that I hate more than any other because he is a cowardly thug who hits other players from behind and its' a miracle that he hasn't killed anyone yet and it's a bigger miracle that he gets to walk off the field under his own steam every game he plays.

If he was on the opposition team I'd consider it my duty to take him out at the first bounce before he had the chance to injure any of my teammates. I'd do it front on because only cowards (like Ziebull) attack other players from behind. And then while he was laying on the ground with his nerve endings twitching I'd lean right down into his face, ask how he enjoyed it and if he'd like another?

Then I'd tell him that was for Travis Cloke and I have a list of players you have attacked and I am going to keep knocking you over until I get to the end of it. Unless of course you retire here and now.