Re: The Lake 'Free' and Other 'Frees'
We lost because we weren't accurate enough. 11 behinds to 6.
The umpiring was UTTERLY TERRIBLE, it was EYE POPPINGLY RANCID, it was A THROBBING, PUSTULENT CHARNEL HOUSE OF INCOMPETENCE but we still could have won.
The thing that upsets me is that there is absolutely nothing to be done about it. This kind of umpiring gives me an experience of powerlessness and fury that causes steaming blood to spray from every orifice. Or at least it feels like that.
I do not believe in capital punishment, however the umpire who gave Captain Reiwoldt, Champion Underwater Adventurer, that free at the start of the third quarter should be put in the stocks outside the Whitten Oval. And then mocked unkindly. Repeatedly.
You can only control the things you can control. We have control over our kicking for goal and we didn't do it. We don't have control over the umpires, which is as it should be, it is a pity they are so crap, SO UTTERLY DEGRADED AND FECULENT. THEY ARE A PUFFERFISH CARCASS, DEAD AND ROTTING, BLOATED AND RIDDLED WITH THE STENCH OF HUBRIS, WASHED UP ON THE BEACH OF FAIL ON THE SHORES OF THE OCEAN OF YOU HAVE GOT TO BE ****ING KIDDING ME.
Official Cartoonist for the Western Bulldogs. True!