The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep

[Scraggers]

I was going to just do the piece of paper out of the hat thing but ask and you shall receive, Milney for you! You also get Maxwell for the first post thing.

Thanks Rocco ... I got both a knob and a tool

[Rocco Jones]

Now it's time for the wacky concept of putting some names into a hat and randomly selecting them.

Not too fussed who I MAY get, so, IF any left can I put my hand up for someone!!! P-L-E-A-S-E !!!!!

Kosi

at primary school we had homework to draw an optical illusion. The school bully didn't know what an optical illusion was, so he drew a police car.


Is that worth another player?

Haha, I like that story so you can have two players. Dawes and Gwilt for you.

I'd like to take a player thats not even playing please, can i have Leon "David Copperfeild" Davis.

That's the spirit. For that I am giving you the entire Collingwood emergency list as well as your sweep player Clinton Jones.

Rocco am I able play?... Or am I already playing?... In this crazy and zany game I could have already won and not know it!!

McQualter for you.

[Rocco Jones]

What!?!? WHAT!?!?! That is farking outrageous!!!! I started this whole "pics for player thing" (see Lenny from Simpsons and two hay bales (Hays)), and you give Hayes to someone who does a crappy ms paint job?

Ridiculous. I'm never talking to you or playing your stupid games again, Roccomanis.

P.S. Can I keep Dempster? And maybe even get a half decent player too in sympathy for my futile plight?

I agree that I have been unkind to you, so being the fair sweeper that I am, you will get two more players along with Dempster. Harry O and Blair for you.

Can I take the 2 tallest people on the ground?

No but you can have Zac Dawson.

Any players left? An no, don't be a smart arse and offer me Davis.

Leigh Montagna for you.

Thanks Rocco ... I got both a knob and a tool

I actually did randomly think out Baker for you, so you have a couple of knobs now.


I picked out Darren Jolly for me.

[Doc26]

[Rocco Jones]

Haha, I like it. Sidebottom for you.

[LostDoggy]

Ive got Beams and 2 backmen - I like my chances!

[Rocco Jones]

Ive got Beams and 2 backmen - I like my chances!

My get McEvoy too. I need to get rid of some players quick!

[LostDoggy]

My get McEvoy too. I need to get rid of some players quick!

My get or I get? Cheers

[Doc26]

My get McEvoy too. I need to get rid of some players quick!

Mr Rocco, may I please have some more ??

[ReLoad]

Clinton jones and the collingwood emergency list, i think i need a little bit more.

can i please just like this guy pictured bellow have the biggest wanker from both teams?

[Rocco Jones]

Clinton jones and the collingwood emergency list, i think i need a little bit more.

can i please just like this guy pictured bellow have the biggest wanker from both teams?

The best player left is a massive wanker, so it will be a tad anti-climatic to give him away now.

Macaffer came out of the hat for you.

[AndrewP6]

Can I have Mick Malthouse? I met him when he was Footscray coach, and called him "What's-his-name" - that's gotta count for something.

[Rocco Jones]

Can I have Mick Malthouse? I met him when he was Footscray coach, and called him "What's-his-name" - that's gotta count for something.

Sam Gilbert came out of the hat and he plays down back like Mick did.

[Rocco Jones]

Mr Rocco, may I please have some more ??

Haha, how can I resist? Sam Fisher for you.

[Greystache]

We're having steak tonight,



if you've got any left for mash?!