What about the Robert Murphy Wistful Music/Football Metaphor Appreciation Vernacular?
We could have a charity day where everybody comes up with a Rolling Stones lyric to accurately describe how they feel about football at that particular moment.
(Sorry that's one for Age readers)
Park that car
Drop that phone
Sleep on the floor
Dream about me
Relax, The Beard doesn't need Ben Hudson. But Ben Hudson needs The Beard.
You watch, if he tries to shave it off, it will just grow back.
Official Cartoonist for the Western Bulldogs. True!
As if The Beard cares about such petty things as "shaving".
PPfftt.
Our 1954 premiership players are our heroes, and it has to be said that Charlie was their hero.
*Bump*
Watching the second game of the World Series (Giants V Rangers) and I saw this :-
Excuse the quality of the photo ... I used my phone to take a photo of the beards from my TV
Effective ... I even like the catch phrase "Fear The Beard" ... could be made from Clark Rubber foam (a hell of a lot cheaper than fake beards)
Waddayareckon ??
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LOVE IT!!!! They are certainly on board with his beard.
Foam's probably less scratchy too
Could you make a stubby holder out of the bottom of the beard (if it were made of foam)? Potentially functional AND good looking too!
Ha! They look pretty good, but does anyone know if Ben has shaved the beard off, as he said he planned to do?