Quote Originally Posted by BornAScragger View Post
We should give him any number in the 40s and instruct him to stand just so… Then when Hamster snatches the one hand mark in the defending goal square, baulks 7 forwards and delivers a 100m torp right on the chest of Tom Boyd streaming out of our goal square, the deception will be complete

We should line them up back to back so the opposition can't tell which one is Bont and which one is Bont lite until the ball gets near them.

Actually I like your idea better.