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  • Bornadog
    WOOF Clubhouse Leader
    • Jan 2007
    • 67292

    Re: Alex Keath

    Originally posted by Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
    Maye but that soccerball to the face, from close range, might add more credence to the photo of Chonk above.
    That was taken before the plastic surgery
    FFC: Established 1883

    Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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    • Twodogs
      Moderator
      • Nov 2006
      • 27664

      Re: Alex Keath

      Originally posted by Hotdog60
      Not sports related but when I was in grade 6 primary school this kid and I were have a little bit of a push and shove disagreement in the play ground and we got sprung by the PE teacher.
      He promptly grabbed both of us took us to an area away from the other kids and told us to sort it out.
      This other kid and I then sorted it out for the next 5 mins until the PE teacher called the blood rule.
      I can say that I never had another altercation for the rest of my school life and the kid I fought never had words again either.
      Times were different then.
      The old "You need to stop now, he's had enough" huh?
      They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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      • Twodogs
        Moderator
        • Nov 2006
        • 27664

        Re: Alex Keath

        Originally posted by jeemak
        That's completely nuts, but aligns with my story pretty well. The craziness of PE teachers of the 70s to 90s could be a thread of it's own and if we keep this up either Axe or BAD will tell us that it needs to be!

        So anyway for context, when I said my PE teacher after kicking me, injuring me and being told he's a *!*!*!*!ing *!*!*!*! for it, got really weird and said to me [I]that's the type of thing his daughter says to him when he hits her[/I].

        Everyone knew at the time his daughter was a little person.

        He apparently went on to become a DVP/ VP and then a P.
        Jesus H. Christ! That is a *!*!*!*!ing weird thing to say. I'd have waited a few years and then thumped him.
        They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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        • Ozza
          Bulldog Team of the Century
          • Mar 2008
          • 6402

          Re: Alex Keath

          Crazy PE teacher stories....geez.

          Hayden Kennedy was one of our PE teachers. Reasonably over qualified to umpire school PE footy matches.

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          • Jeanette54
            Senior Player
            • Oct 2009
            • 1298

            Re: Alex Keath

            Originally posted by Ozza
            Crazy PE teacher stories....geez.
            I remember sitting in class, and watching our first form PE teacher getting his bum kicked on a tennis court by our music teacher. Very little attention was paid to the lesson taking place in the classroom beside the tennis court, while the battle raged.

            Mrs. O was a pretty fair player in the local tennis comp, and in spite of being hampered by her high heels, managed to run him ragged around the court. I would say his credibility also took a fair beating that day.
            The truth will set you free,
            but first it will piss you off. ... Gloria Steinem.

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            • Hotdog60
              Bulldog Team of the Century
              • Aug 2009
              • 5962

              Re: Alex Keath

              Originally posted by Twodogs
              The old "You need to stop now, he's had enough" huh?
              All I can remember was a lot of flailing arms and may be one lucky hit. No technique involved and I'm surprised we didn't get detention for not doing it right.
              Don't piss off old people
              The older we get the less "LIFE IN PRISON" is a deterrent...

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              • Twodogs
                Moderator
                • Nov 2006
                • 27664

                Re: Alex Keath

                Originally posted by Hotdog60
                All I can remember was a lot of flailing arms and may be one lucky hit. No technique involved and I'm surprised we didn't get detention for not doing it right.
                I was talking to an old high school friend on messenger the other day. He mentioned a name and I said that I didn't recall it. He said "then I suppose you've forgotten that we had to drag you off him one night after school or you would have killed him?"
                They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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                • Mofra
                  Hall of Fame
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 15060

                  Re: Alex Keath

                  Meh.

                  As a goalie - Lacrosse ball to the box (and the game being stopped for 5 minutes) > soccer ball to the face.

                  True story
                  Western Bulldogs: 2016 Premiers

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                  • EasternWest
                    Hall of Fame
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 10031

                    Re: Alex Keath

                    Originally posted by Mofra
                    Meh.

                    As a goalie - Lacrosse ball to the box (and the game being stopped for 5 minutes) > soccer ball to the face.

                    True story
                    True, but the score was still 9-0.
                    "It's over. It's all over."

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                    • Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
                      Bulldog Team of the Century
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 8988

                      Re: Alex Keath

                      Originally posted by EasternWest
                      True, but the score was still 9-0.
                      So take that PE teacher! You sure showed him and all those girls....

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                      • Axe Man
                        Hall of Fame
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 11307

                        Re: Alex Keath

                        Timely meme I just received:

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                        • Bornadog
                          WOOF Clubhouse Leader
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 67292

                          Re: Alex Keath

                          This was the girls PE teacher

                          FFC: Established 1883

                          Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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                          • jeemak
                            Bulldog Legend
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 21991

                            Re: Alex Keath

                            Hahaha, the caption is just sooooo of its time!
                            TF is this?.........Obviously you're not a golfer.

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                            • Axe Man
                              Hall of Fame
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 11307

                              Re: Alex Keath

                              Originally posted by bornadog
                              This was the girls PE teacher

                              Is that from your personal newspaper clippings BAD?

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                              • Bornadog
                                WOOF Clubhouse Leader
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 67292

                                Re: Alex Keath

                                Originally posted by Axe Man
                                Is that from your personal newspaper clippings BAD?

                                My scrap book
                                FFC: Established 1883

                                Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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