Just for fun! 3 word story

[Bornadog]

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around his only

[Twodogs]

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spare nipple. The

[mighty_west]

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other nipple has

[hujsh]

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been spotted at

[Bornadog]

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the grand final

[Twodogs]

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the grand final

paying free kicks

[KT31]

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or milking them.

[1eyedog]

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for baby Riewoldt.

[1eyedog]

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Anyway to get

[AndrewP6]

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back on topic

[Bornadog]

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the coach decided

[LostDoggy]

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The story so far... feel free to continue if you wish...

One cold day on the brink of a premiership the Western Bulldogs phoned Barry Hall and the phone was disconnected. David Rang Coon Dog and asked how he knew that
Sockeye Salmon had taken over Telstra. He asked himself 'since when does Telstra have a WOOF poster in control of all online forums, including Tijuana Brass music.’

Speaking of brass , did you hear it’s used in Brian Lake's new falcon ute. He drove it to the Whitten Oval Online Store, heckling Campbell Brown on why he is often seen wearing Fevola's strap on while reciting the words to the French National Anthem, often confused with Sex On Fire.
Just then, in walked Matthew Lloyd, wearing a leather suit and matching velvet tie with whip and spurs with matching crotchless chats. And a very big horse called Daisy, which he takes to all of his mother's friends and other adult birthday parties.

Judd then arrived and showed everyone his pressure point. Rebecca Twigley then tried to explain how to find Chris Judds little knowledge of how sustainable the environment surrounding Ben Cousins' pancreas is. Joining him at the table was big bad bustling Barry Hall, and also Andrew Demetriou, who ate his own words, which could be when he belched loudly, and left the room without a belly button. Over the loud speaker was a squealing lady gaga, who completely denied that her music is
quality, furthermore she may or may not appear to be an actual musician. This however was not really Lady gaga, but Western Monkey pretending to paint Red, White and Blue all over the side of the elite training center and it oozed of hearts pumping to the beat of Michael Jacksons beat it.

He began by saying, how very sorry he was for the Football Show sending a request to the Bulldogs for a chance to turn Sam, the Goose, Newman into a delicious, delectable, mouth watering Bulldog team mascot. His name will be written in history as the one and only ex-footballer to admit he was paid to run around in Bulldog underwear. However there was a fat Billy Brownless munching on some of Butch’s bikkies! Or was he? Who really knows?

That afternoon Rocket came out with another one of his old clichés, “That was pleasing”, to no bodies ears. He told the panel of ageing football has beens that they all could go and play for Sydney or maybe Fremantle. But then again Richmond is looking to top up on the Bulldogs, who won the right to have a certain Nathan hung, drawn and quartered.

The president of the biggest beard in west walked into a bar and said “ouch”, but to the drunken locals sitting in the corner it sounded like another opportunity wasted. But then the wind picked up and doggies sniffed a tall forward, who is the player the media love to hate and wears a giant tutu, replete like a massive lady GaGa around his only spear nipple. The other nipple has been spotted at the Grand Final paying free kicks or milking them, for baby Riewoldt. Anyway to get back on topic, the coach decided…………………

[LostDoggy]

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to call a

[KT31]

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spade a shovel