The Official WOOF 'Dad Joke' thread.

[westdog54]

I think we need to lighten the mood on here a bit. So in that spirit...

Q. Two baked beans are walking along the Queensland Coast. Where did they end up?

A. In Cairns.

I've git a million of these but I'm sure you all have too, so fire away.

[Throughandthrough]

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Q. Want a lolly?

A. Kiss your Dolly.

[wimberga]

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Me: Dad, I'm going to the horse races this week, do you have any tips?

Dad: Sure do, take your money out your left pocket, put it back in your right pocket. That way you'll be up all day

[BulldogBelle]

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I went to bed last night dreaming of mufflers... and I woke up exhausted.

[lemmon]

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Two fish are in a tank, one turns and says to the other "so how do we drive this thing"

[Greystache]

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I got a letter from the origami office the other day, but I didn't know what to make of it.

[LostDoggy]

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Two spews are walking down the street.
One spew says to the other spew "I have a real soft spot for this place".
The other spew says "Why?"
The first spew says "I was brought up here".

PS: That's the first joke I think of when I think of my Dad (R.I.P). Can't tell you how many times we re-told it!!

[AndrewP6]

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I've just been diagnosed as colour blind.

I know, it certainly has come out of the purple.

[EasternWest]

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Mushrooms. Always the bloody mushrooms. Whenever they get mentioned, anytime, ever.

Dad, want some mushrooms?

No thanks. I'm a bit full. I don't have mush room.

[westdog54]

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Mushrooms. Always the bloody mushrooms. Whenever they get mentioned, anytime, ever.

Dad, want some mushrooms?

No thanks. I'm a bit full. I don't have mush room.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun-gi

[jazzadogs]

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"Daaaaaad, I'm hungry"

"Hey Hungry, I'm Dad!"

[LostDoggy]

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Two spews are walking down the street.
One spew says to the other spew "I have a real soft spot for this place".
The other spew says "Why?"
The first spew says "I was brought up here".

PS: That's the first joke I think of when I think of my Dad (R.I.P). Can't tell you how many times we re-told it!!

You had me with "Two spews are walking down the street"

[comrade]

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What's the difference between a camel and sperm?

One lives in Baghdad and the other lives in dad's bag.



Cringe.

[KT31]

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"Daaaaaad, I'm hungry"

"Hey Hungry, I'm Dad!"

Me : "Daaaaaad, I'm board"

Dad : "I'm the Chairman of the Board!"

[lemmon]

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Me : "Daaaaaad, I'm board"

Dad : "I'm the Chairman of the Board!"

Me: "Jesus Christ!"

Dad: "yes my son?"