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My 16 year old is obsessed with DTS and by extension the F1 season.
My thoughts? The fastest car wins, car racing is boring and I don't care...but I'm trying to watch the races with him/be a semi-decent parent.
Anyway, I've been whacked pretty hard by illness over the last couple of weeks and given I have had a sudden abundance of time and no ability to even sit upright for an extended period, laying on the couch has become a 'thing'. So I watched the latest season of DTS which he assured me would 'get me hooked'. It sort of worked for a bit until I found out that was about the LAST season of racing...so now I'm confused again and all the drivers signing contracts with a new team/still racing for the old team just seems sad and distasteful...but there you go.
My DTS takes:
- Ferrari need to sack that curly headed dude running the team because he makes loads of mistakes. Even I know that having two cars pit at the same time seems to be a flawed strategy.
- The Schumacher guy who keeps crashing his car is just a bad driver.
- The Japanese guy who never ever gets a point and his team-mate always beats him is just a bad driver.
- Daniel Riccardo is slow and deserved to lose his job.
- The fact that the driver for Red Bull not called Max gets called a name other than his name and everyone is supposed to just roll with this and know who they are talking about is confusing and weird.
- The Gunther guy who everyone seems to like - his team always comes last and I don't know why anyone cares.
- Why do the steering wheels have so many buttons on them? Why does no-one ever explain this?
- When the Red Bull boss (and other team boss guys) talk about their drivers doing work and working hard...what do they actually mean? All they seem to do is sit around and plot a move to a new team.
- The warm-ups that the pit crews do are weird and irrelevant to the task at hand.
- The McClaren cars look weird and that seems un-necessary. If you're going to be weird, you had better be good.
Anyway - now he wants me to go back and watch DTS from series 1. I'm not sold (at all) on that plan.
My 16 year old is obsessed with DTS and by extension the F1 season.
My thoughts? The fastest car wins, car racing is boring and I don't care...but I'm trying to watch the races with him/be a semi-decent parent.
Anyway, I've been whacked pretty hard by illness over the last couple of weeks and given I have had a sudden abundance of time and no ability to even sit upright for an extended period, laying on the couch has become a 'thing'. So I watched the latest season of DTS which he assured me would 'get me hooked'. It sort of worked for a bit until I found out that was about the LAST season of racing...so now I'm confused again and all the drivers signing contracts with a new team/still racing for the old team just seems sad and distasteful...but there you go.
My DTS takes:
- Ferrari need to sack that curly headed dude running the team because he makes loads of mistakes. Even I know that having two cars pit at the same time seems to be a flawed strategy.
- The Schumacher guy who keeps crashing his car is just a bad driver.
- The Japanese guy who never ever gets a point and his team-mate always beats him is just a bad driver.
- Daniel Riccardo is slow and deserved to lose his job.
- The fact that the driver for Red Bull not called Max gets called a name other than his name and everyone is supposed to just roll with this and know who they are talking about is confusing and weird.
- The Gunther guy who everyone seems to like - his team always comes last and I don't know why anyone cares.
- Why do the steering wheels have so many buttons on them? Why does no-one ever explain this?
- When the Red Bull boss (and other team boss guys) talk about their drivers doing work and working hard...what do they actually mean? All they seem to do is sit around and plot a move to a new team.
- The warm-ups that the pit crews do are weird and irrelevant to the task at hand.
- The McClaren cars look weird and that seems un-necessary. If you're going to be weird, you had better be good.
Anyway - now he wants me to go back and watch DTS from series 1. I'm not sold (at all) on that plan.
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