How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

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  • LostDoggy
    WOOF Member
    • Jan 2007
    • 8307

    How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

    Okay, so this is largely based on an interview Merv gave on SEN last night, but it merely confirmed a lot of things that we've been hearing anyway. These are some concerns:

    1. Jamie Cox is the only selector (apart from Ponting) who attends nets sessions and tour matches (other than Tests). Merv is on his Ashes Drinking Tour with paying fans, and who knows where Hilditch is, but he's not over there. To finalise teams, they rely on phone hook-ups, and on the word of Cox alone on things like fitness etc. (For example, how Brett Lee is going in the nets and whether he's fit for the next Test is based PURELY on Cox's judgment). Similarly, performances in tour matches are only witnessed by Cox and reported back to Merv and Hilditch.

    How can this be? How can two of the three official selectors (minus the captain) not even be present to watch tour matches or fitness tests, both of which are the only and most crucial aspects of sussing out a player's form and fitness? What are they being paid AUD60,000 a year (for a part-time job) to do apart from sup on all-expenses-paid junkets to Test venues around the world and earn a little bit more on the side like Merv, if they don't even LOOK at how the players are performing outside of Test matches?

    2. Merv let slip that they don't have a doctor on tour with them, and if they did, Brad Haddin may have played in the last Test with a painkilling jab. What the?

    Apparently they take a doctor with them to places like India where they don't trust the medical system, but not to England, where they do. Apart from the fact that this stinks of sheer ignorance, how unprofessional is it to not be prepared for all eventualities at the elite level? Even if the cost of taking a doctor over is prohibitive, nothing is stopping them from contracting a local doctor ahead of time to be on standby at the venue with the team on the five days of a Test. It's not that hard -- we do it all the time in my line of work, and we don't have the multi-million dollar budgets that the ACB do. I find it staggering that this happens.

    3. Apparently, the selectors don't give a stuff about what the Australian public think regarding their selections. This is all well and good if we are winning regularly, but when the team has lost a Test series recently and is on the verge of losing another one, I think the message can be a bit less arrogantly phrased. It's not as if they've been doing their jobs spectacularly.

    4. They didn't bring along another specialist batsmen because they believed that either of Hussey, North or Haddin could open if necessary and Watson could fit in elsewhere. Apart from the fact that Hussey hasn't scored runs in 18 months, surely an opener is a specialist position, and they didn't move North or Huss up anyway, but stuck Watson in, contrary to their original plans. They also have 'speculated' that Watson would make a very good opening batsman based on the fact that he's opened in one-dayers, which makes as much sense as asking Warney to bat at 3 because he's hit a couple of 50s in the IPL. Sure he's scored some runs, but it's only been one test.

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    All in all, it just boggles the mind that the ACB could be that lax on an Ashes tour, it almost seems like a dog-and-pony show, very different from the one most people would expect. I suppose Merv takes the brunt of that because of his larrikin nature, but it's just a joke all round.

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  • Mantis
    Hall of Fame
    • Apr 2007
    • 15324

    #2
    Re: How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

    I have heard snippets of the interview on SEN today.

    Merv is an absolute disgrace, he should hand in his selectors badge and stick to drinking piss with his tour parties.

    You wouldn't get a Sheffield Shield team run this poorly.

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    • hujsh
      Hall of Fame
      • Nov 2007
      • 11837

      #3
      Re: How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

      What are the the West Indies?

      Not good enough.
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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      • Sedat
        Hall of Fame
        • Sep 2007
        • 11144

        #4
        Re: How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

        Originally posted by Lantern
        and who knows where Hilditch is
        Walking his dog on Glenelg beach?
        "Look at me mate. Look at me. I'm flyin'"

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        • Topdog
          Bulldog Team of the Century
          • Jan 2007
          • 7471

          #5
          Re: How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

          I love Merv but he should never have been made a selector. He should stick to what he is good at, drinking up with the boys.

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          • bulldogtragic
            The List Manager
            • Jan 2007
            • 34316

            #6
            Re: How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

            How cheap are we too?

            Mike Hussey is going to the wicket without a bat! Surely Clarke could take one less limo and spare some coin to buy Hussey a bat so he could use it to stop being bowled.
            Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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            • Missing Dog
              WOOF Member
              • Jan 2007
              • 8501

              #7
              Re: How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

              Originally posted by Lantern
              2. Merv let slip that they don't have a doctor on tour with them, and if they did, Brad Haddin may have played in the last Test with a painkilling jab. What the?
              Compare this to the socceroos, who went to the world Cup in Germany in their own custom 747 jet fitted out with physio tables, medicos, physios, and cooks- and John Travolta.

              Sounds like losing the Ashes is needed to makesome of them accountable.

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              • hujsh
                Hall of Fame
                • Nov 2007
                • 11837

                #8
                Re: How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

                Originally posted by Stefcep
                Compare this to the socceroos, who went to the world Cup in Germany in their own custom 747 jet fitted out with physio tables, medicos, physios, and cooks- and John Travolta.

                Sounds like losing the Ashes is needed to makesome of them accountable.
                That's what you would have thought last time
                [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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                • LostDoggy
                  WOOF Member
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 8307

                  #9
                  Re: How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

                  Thread Update:

                  Just posting a report about a quote from James Sutherland (ACB CEO) in the aftermath of losing the Ashes (from The Age, Jamie Pandaram, London, August 25, 2009):

                  The selection panel of Andrew Hilditch, Jamie Cox, Merv Hughes and David Boon will not feel any ramification from the Ashes defeat, Sutherland said, but does need to become more ''professional'' as concerns grow about their varying duties away from the table.

                  ''The selection panel is to some extent, professional already,'' Sutherland said. ''We have in recent times had a review, where we are now moving to a phase of becoming more professional in our approach to selection. It's not just selection, it's a matter of identifying talent and being partners in the development of talent and I think that's part of the review, and going forward we'll be moving towards having at least one of the selection panel full time.

                  ''The captain and the coach are always heavily consulted before matches, but the structure that we prefer is for the selectors to be independent and making their own decisions and to be accountable for selection on that basis.''


                  Firstly, it's good to see that the mates for jobs rort is well and truly alive and kicking in the ACB.

                  Secondly, what difference would it make if a panel member was 'full-time' if the only distinction is that they actually WATCH the players they're paid (very handsomely) to select -- $100,000 PA (Hilditch) for a part-time job that he doesn't even have to be on hand to do is a bloody rort.

                  Thirdly, how can the selectors be remotely 'independent' and 'make their own decisions' when, BY THEIR OWN ADMISSION, two of the three of them weren't even at the warm-up matches or pre-Test nets sessions, and were relying SOLELY on the report of the remaining selector (Jamie Cox)? Relying on only one person's judgment is surely diametrically opposed to having 'independent' judgments?

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                  • Sedat
                    Hall of Fame
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 11144

                    #10
                    Re: How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

                    ^ ^ ^ ^
                    Cricket Australia is officially a flophouse.
                    "Look at me mate. Look at me. I'm flyin'"

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                    • LostDoggy
                      WOOF Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 8307

                      #11
                      Re: How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

                      More:

                      [Hilditch] ruled out a ''dramatic inquisition'', echoing Sutherland's belief that Australia is in a rebuilding phase.

                      While New Zealand announced yesterday that captain Daniel Vettori and coach Andy Moles would join Mark Greatbatch and Glenn Turner as voting selectors, Sutherland said the selectors' independence from the coach and captain was a fundamental of Australian cricket. ''I'm not expecting any issues with selection.''

                      Warne clearly holds a different view. ''We all make mistakes and somebody, somewhere, will have to take the blame for this one,'' he wrote. ''Personally, I have to say that I was staggered by the decision.''


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                      Asking Hilditch whether heads should roll is like asking the head mouse if he's going to tell us who stole the cheese.

                      Warney is right -- someone needs to take the blame, and I know the precise place to start: if, as has been widely asserted, the mistake was in not playing a spinner, let the inquisition begin with the fact that this selection panel's well-documented view is that an 'attacking spinner' has no place in the modern game in any case, and that a spinner's role is primarily defensive, thus their mindless man-crush on Nathan 'I can't turn a steering wheel if my life depended on it' Hauritz.

                      Let this inquisition begin with the fact that the only ACB contracted spinner, and the only one they took to England with them, is a guy who has never consistently taken wickets at any level, was named 12th man as often as not in the past couple of years at SHIELD level, and would have been useless anyway in that 5th Test (if the selectors are honest with themselves, wasn't picked for the 5th Test in the first place because they know that he is no better than the combined spin of Katich, Clarke and North).

                      Krezja and McGain must be pulling their hair out by the clumpful.

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                      • FrediKanoute
                        Coaching Staff
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 3814

                        #12
                        Re: How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

                        Originally posted by Lantern
                        ....... let the inquisition begin with the fact that this selection panel's well-documented view is that an 'attacking spinner' has no place in the modern game in any case, and that a spinner's role is primarily defensive, thus their mindless man-crush on Nathan 'I can't turn a steering wheel if my life depended on it' Hauritz......
                        If they really believe that then they didn't watch 15 years of Warne destroying every batting line up in the world!

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                        • Twodogs
                          Moderator
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 27654

                          #13
                          Re: How Unprofessional are the Australian Cricket Team at the moment?

                          Originally posted by Lantern
                          Mthus their mindless man-crush on Nathan 'I can't turn a steering wheel if my life depended on it' Hauritz.


                          I laighed and laughed and laughed at this bit for an hour. And now I feel sad with cricket again.


                          I tell you what-Hilditch is lucky that the dogs have won their last three and I barely even noticed that we lost the Ashes. Otherwise I would have hunted him down by now.
                          They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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