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  • Axe Man
    Hall of Fame
    • Nov 2008
    • 11301

    Worst Kicks of All Time

    SEN have declared Jayson Daniels as the worst kick ever. He called into the station an accepted his 'award' - obviously has a good sense of humour. Who do you consider the worst kicks of all time, from both the Dogs and other clubs?

    Daniels calls in, accepts worst kick award

    Jayson Daniels was anointed as the worst ever kick in football history on The Run Home and was good enough to call in to accept the honour.

    The former Saint and Swan played 173 games in the league kicking 30 goals, but is often remembered for his disposals by foot that missed the target.

    “My phone’s been running hot to ring SEN saying I’ve won a prize,” said Daniels on SEN radio.

    “I was thinking most courageous, best handballer? But, no.

    “I know where it stems from Harf, a couple of those games out at Waverley where I towelled you up.

    “That’s obviously been eating at you all these years.

    “It wasn’t my strong suit (kicking), the hand-eye coordination lacked a little bit and still does.

    “I worked as hard as I could with what I had and hung in there for a few games.

    “The boys up forward didn’t like it, Plugger used to always complain about the helicopters sitting in the air for a period of time.

    “I either make the redheaded team, or worst kicking team, so it’s nice to be remembered, anyway.

    The 45-year-old went on to give Marko and Harf the best and worst kicking moments of his career.

    “If you really want to know I kicked three in one game at the MCG against Melbourne off a wing, pretty happy with that one,” laughed Daniels.

    “There are a few to choose from (worst kicks), probably set shot up at the SCG, ten to fifteen metres out, slight angle, on the full.”

    Of course, he was even keener to suggest a few of his own nominations for the worst kick in footy.

    “I hope Dunkley was right in there, James Manson was he in there?” pondered Daniels.

    “Barry Round, but he won a Brownlow so we can’t go too hard on him.”
  • Sedat
    Hall of Fame
    • Sep 2007
    • 11432

    #2
    Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

    Not enough love for Mark Komp
    "Look at me mate. Look at me. I'm flyin'"

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    • Twodogs
      Moderator
      • Nov 2006
      • 27664

      #3
      Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

      Originally posted by Sedat
      Not enough love for Mark Komp

      Kompy seemed to go out of his way and left no stone unturned in order to make himself the worst kick of all time. Everything about his technique and action screamed "FIX ME!!!!!!"
      They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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      • Bornadog
        WOOF Clubhouse Leader
        • Jan 2007
        • 67278

        #4
        Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

        The worst kick in our team at the moment is Dahl
        FFC: Established 1883

        Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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        • westdog54
          Bulldog Team of the Century
          • Jan 2007
          • 6686

          #5
          Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

          Mick Martyn anyone?

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          • azabob
            Hall of Fame
            • Sep 2008
            • 15406

            #6
            Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

            Michael Talia surely is up there.
            More of an In Bruges guy?

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            • ledge
              Hall of Fame
              • Dec 2007
              • 14460

              #7
              Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

              I was going to say Scott Wynd but I never saw him kick.
              Bring back the biff

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              • ratsmac
                Coaching Staff
                • May 2009
                • 3975

                #8
                Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

                Shaun Hampson is terrible. He'll miss a set shot from the top of the goal square.

                He has Megan Gale so what does he care!
                They've done studies you know, 60% of the time, it works every time!
                Brian Fantana.

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                • 1eyedog
                  Hall of Fame
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 13310

                  #9
                  Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

                  James Manson by a fair margin. He sort of just dropped it from one hand near his right pectorial and hoped for the best.
                  But then again, I'm an Internet poster and Bevo is a premiership coach so draw your own conclusions.

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                  • ledge
                    Hall of Fame
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 14460

                    #10
                    Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

                    Justin Madden
                    Bring back the biff

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                    • boydogs
                      WOOF Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 5845

                      #11
                      Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

                      Casboult & Butcher
                      If you kicked five goals and Tom Boyd kicked five goals, Tom Boyd kicked more goals than you.

                      Formerly gogriff

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                      • ledge
                        Hall of Fame
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 14460

                        #12
                        Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

                        We had our eye on butcher, pity he can't kick because he certainly has some tricks.
                        Bring back the biff

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                        • Ghost Dog
                          WOOF Member
                          • May 2010
                          • 9404

                          #13
                          Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

                          Matty Boyd circa 2013.
                          You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships every day. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. ― Epicurus

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                          • LostDoggy
                            WOOF Member
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 8307

                            #14
                            Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

                            Jarrad Grant

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                            • Ghost Dog
                              WOOF Member
                              • May 2010
                              • 9404

                              #15
                              Re: Worst Kicks of All Time

                              Originally posted by redders70
                              Jarrad Grant
                              Hahah. Love it. Maybe not bad overall, but I would say he only missed the kicks that mattered.
                              You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships every day. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. ― Epicurus

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