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  • bulldogtragic
    The List Manager
    • Jan 2007
    • 34289

    Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

    One of my favourite threads each year, it can be between any clubs but it needs to be dumb. And it's started early, some sports website I came across (www.sportingnews.com) has a 'damn obvious', 'very sane' & 'very, very real possibility' trade of Michael Hurley for Tom Boyd. Losing Tom Boyd removes a 'headache' for the dogs and allows Roughead to develop as a roving ruckman...
    Last edited by bulldogtragic; 07-08-2016, 06:37 PM.
    Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023
  • Twodogs
    Moderator
    • Nov 2006
    • 27664

    #2
    Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

    Looking through the other stories i found this from last night's match report:



    By Jack Fitzgerald
    Published on Aug. 6, 2016


    After Easton Wood's set shot fell into North Melbourne hands, a late Ayce Cordy hit on marker Trent Dumont enraged North Melbourne defenders, who flocked from all angles to rough up the Bulldogs ruckman.


    From. http://www.sportingnews.com/afl/news...y1c55ear2epthq


    Did Ayce jump the fence and thump Dumont?
    They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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    • hujsh
      Hall of Fame
      • Nov 2007
      • 11888

      #3
      Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

      Nice of him to be our hitman considering he was playing against Footscray today.
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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      • ledge
        Hall of Fame
        • Dec 2007
        • 14476

        #4
        Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

        Who writes for this sporting news site ? It's really horrid.
        Do they put their name to it ?
        Bring back the biff

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        • bulldogtragic
          The List Manager
          • Jan 2007
          • 34289

          #5
          Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

          Originally posted by Twodogs
          Looking through the other stories i found this from last night's match report:



          By Jack Fitzgerald
          Published on Aug. 6, 2016


          After Easton Wood's set shot fell into North Melbourne hands, a late Ayce Cordy hit on marker Trent Dumont enraged North Melbourne defenders, who flocked from all angles to rough up the Bulldogs ruckman.


          From. http://www.sportingnews.com/afl/news...y1c55ear2epthq


          Did Ayce jump the fence and thump Dumont?
          The second hitter theory? Dumonts head goes back and to left, back and to the left, but Zaine was to the side. Back and to left. So there must have been a second hitter, coming from isle 35. It's a conspiracy and these guys might have just proven it.
          Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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          • Happy Days
            Hall of Fame
            • May 2008
            • 10204

            #6
            Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

            Sportingnews essentially provides a summation of the day's posting on Big Footy; the writing never goes any further than a topic sentence, and is never justified beyond "the word around the place is".
            - I'm a visionary - Only here to confirm my biases -

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            • Twodogs
              Moderator
              • Nov 2006
              • 27664

              #7
              Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

              Originally posted by ledge
              Who writes for this sporting news site ? It's really horrid.
              Do they put their name to it ?
              The byline says Jack Fitzpatrick but given he is a listed player at Hawthorn it might be a false name.

              Originally posted by bulldogtragic
              The second hitter theory? Dumonts head goes back and to left, back and to the left, but Zaine was to the side. Back and to left. So there must have been a second hitter, coming from isle 35. It's a conspiracy and these guys might have just proven it.
              Damien Barrett rang and said Tom Boyd was there too in a rage about something somebody said about his contract and may have been the mystery hitter. And that none of it would have happened if everyone wasn't so distracted by how much Tom Boyd gets payed.
              They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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              • SquirrelGrip
                Senior Player
                • Oct 2007
                • 1537

                #8
                Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

                Nathan Brown reported this on 3AW last night too.

                Proof of his journalistic quality.
                "I'll give him a hug before the first bounce and then I'll run into my pack and give them orders to rip him apart."

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                • Twodogs
                  Moderator
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 27664

                  #9
                  Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

                  Originally posted by Happy Days
                  Sportingnews essentially provides a summation of the day's posting on Big Footy; the writing never goes any further than a topic sentence, and is never justified beyond "the word around the place is".
                  Must be part of mr Appleyard's online super stable.
                  They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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                  • ledge
                    Hall of Fame
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 14476

                    #10
                    Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

                    Why isn't it called sporting gossip with no substance or research whatsoever.com.au
                    Bring back the biff

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                    • bulldogtragic
                      The List Manager
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 34289

                      #11
                      Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

                      Originally posted by ledge
                      Why isn't it called sporting gossip with no substance or research whatsoever.com.au
                      Damien Barrett had already taken it.
                      Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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                      • Twodogs
                        Moderator
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 27664

                        #12
                        Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

                        Originally posted by ledge
                        Why isn't it called sporting gossip with no substance or research whatsoever.com.au
                        That's the urban dictionary entry for Damien Barrett.

                        "Nothing had happened and my deadline was due so my editor said to do a DAMIEN BARRETT and just make any old shit up.
                        They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

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                        • ledge
                          Hall of Fame
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 14476

                          #13
                          Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

                          Blame Tom boyds contract for everything seems to be the fall back, all the injuries we have and the reason the urinal was broken are all tied to the size of his contract.
                          Bring back the biff

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                          • Remi Moses
                            WOOF Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 14785

                            #14
                            Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

                            Heard some pearlers already . It's always fans of the big boys
                            Some pie fan packaged up players playing VFL
                            Toovey, Mcaffer and he was generous to throw in Goldsack as well, and all for Brisbanes early pick!
                            Casbloult and some other ordinary conveyance for Nat Fyffe ! I also heard

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                            • bulldogtragic
                              The List Manager
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 34289

                              #15
                              Re: Dumbest Trade Rumours 2016

                              Originally posted by Remi Moses
                              Heard some pearlers already . It's always fans of the big boys
                              Some pie fan packaged up players playing VFL
                              Toovey, Mcaffer and he was generous to throw in Goldsack as well, and all for Brisbanes early pick!
                              Casbloult and some other ordinary conveyance for Nat Fyffe ! I also heard
                              3 spuds for a top pick hasn't happened since Freo got burned and gave up the pick for Matty Lloyd. And the reigning Brownlow medallist for a guy who can't kick straight. These are rolled gold dumb from the top shelf!
                              Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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