Geelong

[Axe Man]

Re: Geelong

Geelong is a world tourist destination as far as being the start of the great ocean road, the government won’t want a shit hole at the start of it. They want Geelong looking good and being up to date with everything.
Footscray only brings old working class suburbia, not something that brings millions to the coffers.
Universitys for us . Tourist money for them.

There is a convenient bypass around Geelong for those heading to the Great Ocean Road these days.

[Sedat]

Re: Geelong

Geelong is a world tourist destination as far as being the start of the great ocean road, the government won?t want a shit hole at the start of it. They want Geelong looking good and being up to date with everything.
Footscray only brings old working class suburbia, not something that brings millions to the coffers.
Universitys for us . Tourist money for them.

Corangamite is one of the most marginal federal electorates in the country (and also one of the fastest growing). That's what these upgrades are all about.

Yes, I know Shithole Park is technically located in the rusted-on Labor electorate of Corio but it is right on the border of Congaramite, which expands all over the Surf Coast and extends as far as Colac. It's a massive electorate, and the many upgrades to that pissant tinshed shithole have bought an awful lot of votes over the years.

[Dry Rot]

Re: Geelong

Premiership Cat Steve Johnson expected to recover fully after ‘freak accident’ left him with life-threatening injury

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-news-2024-steve-johnson-lucky-to-be-alive-after-freak-knife-accident-left-him-with-lifethreatening-injury/news-story/74e55b15fbe3335d740b0bd331fdc93a

[ledge]

Re: Geelong

Premiership Cat Steve Johnson expected to recover fully after ‘freak accident’ left him with life-threatening injury

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl...0b0bd331fdc93a

I remember slicing my hand once doing the dishes , sharp knife in the soapy water.
Things can happen , glad to see he is ok, funny character.

[chef]

Re: Geelong

Premiership Cat Steve Johnson expected to recover fully after ‘freak accident’ left him with life-threatening injury

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl...0b0bd331fdc93a

Maybe its me, but that sounds a bit suss.

[Grantysghost]

Re: Geelong

Maybe its me, but that sounds a bit suss.

[Grantysghost]

Re: Geelong

Maybe its me, but that sounds a bit suss.

Geez you're cynical Chef.

I nearly got stabbed myself critically through a bag whilst carrying a sharp knife around outside by a gate just yesterday.
Luckily I was asleep at the time.

[Bornadog]

Re: Geelong

Maybe its me, but that sounds a bit suss.

Very strange. Maybe he tripped and fell on the bag???

[Twodogs]

Re: Geelong

I can see why Tom Gleeson went the bald look.

[Twodogs]

Re: Geelong

Maybe its me, but that sounds a bit suss.

I can believe it. It's exactly the sort of thing that would happen to me. I've dislocated my shoulder rolling over in bed, broken my nose taking the doonah off and fallen off a railway platform after kicking myself in the testicles trying to impress a girl.

[Axe Man]

Re: Geelong

I can believe it. It's exactly the sort of thing that would happen to me. I've dislocated my shoulder rolling over in bed, broken my nose taking the doonah off and fallen off a railway platform after kicking myself in the testicles trying to impress a girl.

Did it work?

[Grantysghost]

Re: Geelong

I can believe it. It's exactly the sort of thing that would happen to me. I've dislocated my shoulder rolling over in bed, broken my nose taking the doonah off and fallen off a railway platform after kicking myself in the testicles trying to impress a girl.

Haaa - ok that last one needs a thread of it's own TD!!

[Grantysghost]

Re: Geelong

Did it work?

Haa - ok I mega lolzed in an important meeting I really shouldn't be reading this.

[ledge]

Re: Geelong

I can believe it. It's exactly the sort of thing that would happen to me. I've dislocated my shoulder rolling over in bed, broken my nose taking the doonah off and fallen off a railway platform after kicking myself in the testicles trying to impress a girl.

I want to know how you kick yourself in the testicles and how did you think it would impress a woman .

[Twodogs]

Re: Geelong

Did it work?

It did.

I want to know how you kick yourself in the testicles and how did you think it would impress a woman .

Same answer to both questions. Flexibility.