If this is your first visit, be sure to
check out the FAQ by clicking the
link above. You may have to register
before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages,
select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.
I really hate North. And Essendon. And GWS. Geelong are a pack of ****s. So are St Kilda
No time for Carlton. Or Richmond. Collingwood can get ****ed. So can Hawthorn. And Gold Coast. And Adelaide. Can't stand West Coast. Or Adelaide. Or Fremantle. Port Adelaide are a waste of space. So are Sydney. Never liked Fitzroy. Or South Melbourne come to that. Melbourne can stick it. Don't get me started on University. And Brisbane Lions and Bears bring out the worst in me.
Apart from all them I'm pretty agnostic
They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.
Against the trend atm GWS, Adelaide and Collingwood are my favourite teams to watch aside from us, so would all be in contention for my "liked" category.
Toby Greene might be the leader for both categories too if it was player based, majestic to watch in games but also a huge grub.
Bombers and Demons are probably a 50/50 split for me.
I really don't like the GIANTS (thank god they got a new style guide and don't capitalise their name in all communications anymore) but find there is nobody who DOES like them so it takes away some of the joy of hating them.
If we're talking players...
1. Toby Greene
2. Bailey Fritsch
3. Tough guy Kozzie
Essendon - not in a love to hate, happy to have a local rival to really get fired up over way. In a real visceral, sadistic way. If I could round up every Essendon person ever, my best mates and grandfather included, all their fans, all their players, all their administrators, bootstudders, the lot, lock them in a cage, take the cage to a very large cliff and push it just enough to teeter and walk away knowing nature might do the rest, I would.
Not every POS is an Essendon fan, but every Essendon fan is a POS.
Then I’d say GWS. Mostly because they are like a botched clone of Essendon, grown in a Petri dish using a stool sample swabbed out of Sheedy’s mouth. They wore Red White and Blue as their first colours. They have the biggest POS in the game as their skipper. Countless reasons to dislike them.
Then it’s NORF. If GWS are a botched clone of Essendon. These malakas are ALDI to Essendon Coles. Very insecure people that often try to invoke the brotherhood of battler clubs with us. In reality though, if we were both sleeping rough, and had a loaf of bread to share, they’d slit your throat in the night and eat the bread. Then sook about it.
Essendon - not in a love to hate, happy to have a local rival to really get fired up over way. In a real visceral, sadistic way. If I could round up every Essendon person ever, my best mates and grandfather included, all their fans, all their players, all their administrators, bootstudders, the lot, lock them in a cage, take the cage to a very large cliff and push it just enough to teeter and walk away knowing nature might do the rest, I would.
Not every POS is an Essendon fan, but every Essendon fan is a POS.
Then I’d say GWS. Mostly because they are like a botched clone of Essendon, grown in a Petri dish using a stool sample swabbed out of Sheedy’s mouth. They wore Red White and Blue as their first colours. They have the biggest POS in the game as their skipper. Countless reasons to dislike them.
Then it’s NORF. If GWS are a botched clone of Essendon. These malakas are ALDI to Essendon Coles. Very insecure people that often try to invoke the brotherhood of battler clubs with us. In reality though, if we were both sleeping rough, and had a loaf of bread to share, they’d slit your throat in the night and eat the bread. Then sook about it.
He was a terrific fella, though I can’t recall much about him. It has come to the fore though that he regularly tried to sway us to to dark side which spits his legacy. My other grandfather, a Collingwood fan, a dark secret only revealed to me by accident at my buck’s night by an uncle, never sunk so low as to try that on.
Only the Dogs really have any sort of history with GWS. Otherwise they are completely ignored by the rest of the competition, hence why they are "2nd favourite". It's far worse to be ignored than to be hated.
Comment