Re: 2013 AFL Finals Series
Oh man Matt *!*!*!* Spangher.
One time my girlfriend dragged me out to drinks with her sister and her boyfriend, who happened to be a Xavier old boy. He got to pick the place, and naturally we ended up at a place full of Old Xavs who were naturally a fair pissy off dad's coin.
Anyway, about halfway through the worst beers of my life, Spangher walks in, and all of the Xavier cockheads fall over each other to fellate him. "OMG IT'S MATT SPANGHER YOUR (correct spelling btw) A XAVS LEGEND IM GONNA BUY YOU A BEER" "NO I WANNA BUY HIM A BEER", and so on.
After all this shit, I eventually got introduced to him. We had a little chat, about footy, a little bit otherwise, I thought he was a good guy. I had to go to the bathroom, and in which time I was gone, he basically tabled to my girlfriend that she had to bang him because he played AFL and he was a gun player, as he described himself.
Yeah, !*!* Matt Spangher
Oh man Matt *!*!*!* Spangher.
One time my girlfriend dragged me out to drinks with her sister and her boyfriend, who happened to be a Xavier old boy. He got to pick the place, and naturally we ended up at a place full of Old Xavs who were naturally a fair pissy off dad's coin.
Anyway, about halfway through the worst beers of my life, Spangher walks in, and all of the Xavier cockheads fall over each other to fellate him. "OMG IT'S MATT SPANGHER YOUR (correct spelling btw) A XAVS LEGEND IM GONNA BUY YOU A BEER" "NO I WANNA BUY HIM A BEER", and so on.
After all this shit, I eventually got introduced to him. We had a little chat, about footy, a little bit otherwise, I thought he was a good guy. I had to go to the bathroom, and in which time I was gone, he basically tabled to my girlfriend that she had to bang him because he played AFL and he was a gun player, as he described himself.
Yeah, !*!* Matt Spangher
Comment