Ugliest footballers

[ledge]

Not a nice post but somewhere along the line we have all mentioned certain players are not the best looking.
I believe i read somewhere that Cameron Ling made the top ten in sexiest footballers, now i always have a flashback to the original Wizard of OZ and that lion when i see him.
I did mention Templeton in another post.
Maybe we could put together an opposite top ten the not the most handsome list.
Ok who am i to judge, but just wondering if anyone really stuck out in our minds over the years.

[LostDoggy]

Re: Ugliest footballers

Only his mother could love Nathan Carroll

[ledge]

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Only his mother could love Nathan Carroll

And the haircut improves him!

[1eyedog]

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Gary 'Buddha' Hocking. Remember him coming into a take away venue opposite Kardinia Park for a roast pack one night so I've seen first hand.

Templeton wouldn't collect second prize in a beauty contest playing monopoly but you've already mentioned him.

Neville Bruns was a shocker as was Robert Neil both red-haired Geelong players of the early 80s, IMO Cameron Ling carries on that tradition.

Justin Madden wasn't far behind them.

[ledge]

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Might be a pre requisite to play for Geelong, must have at least one terribly ugly redhead in the side at all times

[1eyedog]

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I love him, but Danny Southern would turn a Gorgon to stone.

[ledge]

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Peveril?

[Rach]

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Fraser Gerhig (sp?) from St Kilda is pretty ugly

[Sockeye Salmon]

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Craig Lambert couldn't get a date to the Brownlow.

[MikeSheahan]

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Brett Burton doesn't set my pulse rate racing!

[ledge]

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Peter McKenna had the biggest eyebrows u could hide in them.

[1eyedog]

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Brett Burton doesn't set my pulse rate racing!

No footballer does Mike, err maybe except Ryan Griffen, now there's a dashing young man

[ledge]

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No footballer does Mike, err maybe except Ryan Griffen, now there's a dashing young man

With the nickname cyclops im gathering he isnt the best looking close up.

[1eyedog]

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Peter McKenna had the biggest eyebrows u could hide in them.

I know. I once heard a story where he threw a heap of petrol onto a campfire in the Grampians one year and burnt them off and that's why they grew back so thick, very likely an urban myth, bit like the Grampians puma

[1eyedog]

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With the nickname cyclops im gathering he isnt the best looking close up.

Errrr, really? Only one eye? Right up my alley then