Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • bulldogtragic
    The List Manager
    • Jan 2007
    • 34316

    Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

    MFK, Footscray/Western Bulldogs Men's Edition:

    Marry - Player you wished to stay with the club forever, but left us to a trade or early retirement
    F**k - The player that made you love going to footy
    Kill - A player that should've retired earlier, or given an extra season too many and it wasn't good for the club or their legacy


    Eg.

    Marry - Tom Boyd (early retirement)
    F**k - Doug Hawkins (in the peak of his career)
    Kill - Akermanis (his last year in 2010, or half year after being sacked)
    Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023
  • Twodogs
    Moderator
    • Nov 2006
    • 27654

    #2
    Re: Footscray/Westerh Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

    Marry - Kelvin Templeton

    F##k Les Bamblett

    Kill - Doug Hawkins. Seeing him wasting his time running around in a Fitzroy jumper shat on his legacy as a bulldog great. I've read articles where he said that if he had his time again he would have stayed one club player and that he feels that his time at Fitzroy diminished some of the achievements he made with Footscray. Reluctantly I agree.
    They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

    Comment

    • Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
      Bulldog Team of the Century
      • Jan 2007
      • 8896

      #3
      Re: Footscray/Westerh Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

      I'd become a Mormon, and marry Templeton, Granty and Bont!
      F - Steve Macpherson

      Kill - Nathan Brown. If The Hawk tarnished his legacy by finishing his career at Fitzroy then Brown smeared his legacy with a big pile of excrement.

      Comment

      • Twodogs
        Moderator
        • Nov 2006
        • 27654

        #4
        Re: Footscray/Westerh Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

        Originally posted by Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
        I'd become a Mormon, and marry Templeton, Granty and Bont!
        F - Steve Macpherson

        Kill - Nathan Brown. If The Hawk tarnished his legacy by finishing his career at Fitzroy then Brown smeared his legacy with a big pile of excrement.
        Yeah one was Doug Hawkins, local hero, Braybrook boy, long time darling of the terraces who people idolized and held in high regard.


        The other one was called Nathan Brown. Nathan Brown said that he openly barracked against us during our window of 2008-2010 because he said that he would have been upset seeing his ex teammates getting a cup while he missed out. I always had a bit of time for Nathan Brown-even when he left he made sure we got good compensation and he was a Bendigo boy like my dad. But when I heard him say that I dedcided that he was welcome to go and *!*!*!*! himself with the biggest stick he could fit up there.

        He's an ex Richmond player. And I despise Richmond players.
        They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

        Comment

        • GVGjr
          Moderator
          • Nov 2006
          • 44290

          #5
          Re: Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

          M - Bernie Quinlan = He played his best football elsewhere and shouldn't have
          F - Brad Hardie = 1985 was a special year and Hardie was a big reason why. In reality I could name 10 players
          K - Robert Klomp = I doubt he was ever that good. He should have retired before we traded for him
          Western Bulldogs Football Club "Where it's cool to drool"

          Comment

          • Twodogs
            Moderator
            • Nov 2006
            • 27654

            #6
            Re: Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

            Originally posted by GVGjr
            M - Bernie Quinlan = He played his best football elsewhere and shouldn't have
            F - Brad Hardie = 1985 was a special year and Hardie was a big reason why. In reality I could name 10 players
            K - Robert Klomp = I doubt he was ever that good. He should have retired before we traded for him

            Sockeye Salmon chased him off his property once. Robbert (two 'B's) Klomp was a door to door salesman and when he appeared at Jim's front door Jim said "what the *!*!*!*! are doing at my front door?" and chased him into the street!
            They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

            Comment

            • GVGjr
              Moderator
              • Nov 2006
              • 44290

              #7
              Re: Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

              Originally posted by Twodogs
              Sockeye Salmon chased him off his property once. He was a door to door salesman and when he appeared at Jim's front door Jim said "what the *!*!*!*! are doing at my front door?" and chased him into the street!
              I would have done the same.
              Western Bulldogs Football Club "Where it's cool to drool"

              Comment

              • Twodogs
                Moderator
                • Nov 2006
                • 27654

                #8
                Re: Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

                Originally posted by GVGjr
                I would have done the same.
                Me too. Telly or no telly.
                They say Burt Lancaster has one, but I don't believe them.

                Comment

                • EasternWest
                  Bulldog Team of the Century
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 9993

                  #9
                  Re: Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

                  Dylan Addison
                  Chris Grant
                  Matt Suckling, 5 years ago
                  "It's over. It's all over."

                  Comment

                  • westdog54
                    Bulldog Team of the Century
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 6683

                    #10
                    Re: Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

                    Marry: Clay Smith. Well never know how good he could have been.
                    *!*!*!*!: Marcus Bontempelli. In addition to his freakish ability, he's a handsome young man and I'm man enough to admit it.
                    Kill: Rhian Gryphon. It still hurts, even though we've got a premiership and he doesn't.

                    Comment

                    • Happy Days
                      Hall of Fame
                      • May 2008
                      • 10087

                      #11
                      Re: Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

                      You guys are playing this game wrong.

                      F: Higgins
                      M: Gia
                      K: Peter Street
                      - I'm a visionary - Only here to confirm my biases -

                      Comment

                      • EasternWest
                        Bulldog Team of the Century
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 9993

                        #12
                        Re: Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

                        Originally posted by Happy Days
                        You guys are playing this game wrong.

                        F: Higgins
                        M: Gia
                        K: Peter Street
                        No, you.
                        "It's over. It's all over."

                        Comment

                        • Bornadog
                          WOOF Clubhouse Leader
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 66101

                          #13
                          Re: Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

                          Whilst I agree with all of the above, I might add a few more

                          Gary Dempsey - Idolised him as a kid
                          Chris Grant - absolute freak his whole career
                          Georgie Bisset - running around in a Collingwood jumper, why O why.
                          FFC: Established 1883

                          Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

                          Comment

                          • GVGjr
                            Moderator
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 44290

                            #14
                            Re: Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

                            Originally posted by bornadog
                            Whilst I agree with all of the above, I might add a few more

                            Gary Dempsey - Idolised him as a kid
                            Chris Grant - absolute freak his whole career
                            Georgie Bisset - running around in a Collingwood jumper, why O why.
                            It's interesting how Nathan Brown and Ryan Griffen are seen as a traitors by many fans but Gary Dempsey is revered.
                            He was a hell of a player though and dominated games with his marking. He also played a large part in a significant rule change
                            Western Bulldogs Football Club "Where it's cool to drool"

                            Comment

                            • ratsmac
                              Coaching Staff
                              • May 2009
                              • 3974

                              #15
                              Re: Footscray/Western Bulldogs: Marry, F***, Kill

                              Marry - Stringer. I was absolutely shattered when he left, and especially the way he left but he had to go. I used to love his swagger but now I hate it. He used to give me a lot of joy at the footy that's why I always have a sneaky look at his stats these days.

                              F##k - I've had many over the years, Hawkins, Grant, Cameron, Johnson, Griffen but I have to say the Bont trumps them all. In full flight he gives me butterflies. Naughton is saying hold my beer though.

                              Kill - Griffen. He could've been a bulldog great and then requested a trade whilst currently captain. When we know what wheels he set in motion.
                              Last edited by ratsmac; 29-03-2020, 08:40 PM. Reason: I didn't understand the jist properly
                              They've done studies you know, 60% of the time, it works every time!
                              Brian Fantana.

                              Comment

                              Working...