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  • Grantysghost
    Bouncing Strong
    • Apr 2010
    • 18854

    Re: Sharp Axes

    Originally posted by angelopetraglia
    Subject: A Unified Path Forward: Learning from Our Setbacks

    Dear Members of the Western Bulldogs Family,

    Greetings to each of you, champions of the blue, red, and white—the emblems of our cherished Western Bulldogs Football Club. As President, I am humbled by your steadfastness, which resonates deeply with the values that define our community.

    In the spirit of our working-class heritage and the neighborhoods that shape us, I extend my heartfelt gratitude for your enduring support. Much like the timeless tales of Disney, your unwavering commitment infuses our journey with purpose, resilience, and an unwavering determination.

    Our journey this year has been one of aspiration and tribulation. Our sights were set on a finals spot, yet the game against West Coast proved to be a moment we didn't anticipate—a stark reminder of the unpredictability that life often presents.

    The game against West Coast stands as a reflection of the challenges faced by our working-class ethos—a reminder that resilience is born from setbacks, and unity is forged through shared experiences. We acknowledge the poor performance and the disappointment it brought, recognising that the players let each other and our beloved club down.

    In this pivotal moment, we are called to come together, as a community and a team, and learn from our shortcomings. It is a reminder that we must never let such an outcome recur. We must transform this setback into an opportunity for growth and progress, carrying the lessons forward to ensure that we emerge stronger and more united.

    Marcus Bontempelli's luminous presence is a beacon of hope—a testament to the potential that resides within us all. His leadership serves as a reminder that even in moments of difficulty, there are sparks of brilliance that guide us forward.

    Our coach, Luke Beveridge, navigates the storm with resilience, bearing the scrutiny with strength. As we stand behind him, we reaffirm our belief that, together, we can rise above challenges and carve a path to success.

    I am pleased to share that we are taking proactive measures to reinforce our football department with seasoned experts. This strategic decision underscores our commitment to support Luke Beveridge and uphold his coaching prowess. This step aligns perfectly with our working-class values—an embodiment of our determination to reach new heights.

    As we reflect on our journey so far and look ahead with determination, let us remember that our club is more than just football—it's about resilience, unity, and growth.

    To our esteemed 55,000 members, your dedication resonates deeply. Thank you for your steadfastness, even in times of adversity. Together, we are crafting a legacy that reflects our shared values and aspirations.

    As we tread the path ahead, let your support echo as a resounding declaration of our collective strength. Our story, like those that inspire generations, is woven with threads of learning, unity, and the indomitable spirit of our community.

    With gratitude and an unwavering commitment to a brighter future,

    Kylie Watson-Wheeler
    President
    Western Bulldogs Football Club
    There you go.

    Oh guys please don't jump on the Disney thing.
    BT COME BACK!​

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    • bulldogtragic
      The List Manager
      • Jan 2007
      • 34316

      Re: Sharp Axes

      KWW did not just use this one chance to be real with us the plug Disney shows/movies right. Right? FMD.

      Overall, that’s crap.
      Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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      • Grantysghost
        Bouncing Strong
        • Apr 2010
        • 18854

        Re: Sharp Axes

        Originally posted by bulldogtragic
        KWW did not just use this one chance to be real with us the plug Disney right. Right? FMD.
        I knew it! What about the other stuff.

        Dogs and Disney aligning isnt a bad thing surely.

        Let's wear a Dsrth Vader jumper for bogan I mean gather round when we inevitably face the Crows.

        We aren't making money from pokies so let's make it from Disney.
        BT COME BACK!​

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        • Bornadog
          WOOF Clubhouse Leader
          • Jan 2007
          • 65958

          Re: Sharp Axes

          Originally posted by Grantysghost
          I was

          The way i see it.

          Bont talks for the players.
          Bevo speaks for the coaches.
          Grant speaks for the footy department
          Bains speaks for the executive.
          KWW speaks for the club.

          So... I wouldn't mind a message from Kylie.
          Your wish comes true 8 minutes later How is that for action
          FFC: Established 1883

          Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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          • angelopetraglia
            Bulldog Team of the Century
            • Nov 2008
            • 6774

            Re: Sharp Axes

            mmmmmm that really wasn't KWW .... that is what Chat GPT thought KWW would say when presented with the facts at hand.

            Will the real KWW please stand up? I repeat. Will the real KWW please stand up?

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            • whythelongface
              Coaching Staff
              • Jan 2007
              • 4360

              Re: Sharp Axes

              Originally posted by bulldogtragic
              KWW did not just use this one chance to be real with us the plug Disney shows/movies right. Right? FMD.
              It is great to finally hear from KWW but that reference to Disney is bizarre

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              • Bornadog
                WOOF Clubhouse Leader
                • Jan 2007
                • 65958

                Re: Sharp Axes

                Originally posted by angelopetraglia
                mmmmmm that really wasn't KWW .... that is what Chat GPT thought KWW would say when presented with the facts at hand.

                Will the real KWW please stand up.
                Was it real or not?
                FFC: Established 1883

                Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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                • angelopetraglia
                  Bulldog Team of the Century
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 6774

                  Re: Sharp Axes

                  Originally posted by bornadog
                  Was it real or not?
                  Please. Read it. It ain't real.

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                  • bulldogtragic
                    The List Manager
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 34316

                    Re: Sharp Axes

                    Originally posted by Grantysghost
                    I knew it! What about the other stuff.

                    Dogs and Disney aligning isnt a bad thing surely.

                    Let's wear a Dsrth Vader jumper for bogan I mean gather round when we inevitably face the Crows.

                    We aren't making money from pokies so let's make it from Disney.
                    I think it’s a poorly worded word vomit written by a precocious wanna be speech writer. Airy fairly language when some plain speak was called for. Esteemed and indominatable we are.
                    Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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                    • Grantysghost
                      Bouncing Strong
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 18854

                      Re: Sharp Axes

                      She can't win. Everyone's already made their mind up.
                      BT COME BACK!​

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                      • Bornadog
                        WOOF Clubhouse Leader
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 65958

                        Re: Sharp Axes

                        Originally posted by angelopetraglia
                        Please. Read it. It ain't real.
                        Then I would suggest deleting her name off it. This is the internet and very searchable.
                        FFC: Established 1883

                        Premierships: AFL 1954, 2016 VFA - 1898,99,1900, 1908, 1913, 1919-20, 1923-24, VFL: 2014, 2016 . Champions of Victoria 1924. AFLW - 2018.

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                        • angelopetraglia
                          Bulldog Team of the Century
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 6774

                          Re: Sharp Axes

                          Originally posted by bulldogtragic
                          I think it’s a poorly worded word vomit written by a precocious wanna be speech writer. Airy fairly language when some plain speak was called for. Esteemed and indominatable we are.
                          All true. Chat GPT is the script writer. That is what it believes KWW would write when presented with the facts. It is of course fiction. We are still waiting for the real KWW to address the members.

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                          • Grantysghost
                            Bouncing Strong
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 18854

                            Re: Sharp Axes

                            Originally posted by bulldogtragic
                            I think it’s a poorly worded word vomit written by a precocious wanna be speech writer. Airy fairly language when some plain speak was called for. Esteemed and indominatable we are.
                            Dude. I don't get this hate. She loves our club.
                            BT COME BACK!​

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                            • bulldogtragic
                              The List Manager
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 34316

                              Re: Sharp Axes

                              Originally posted by angelopetraglia
                              mmmmmm that really wasn't KWW .... that is what Chat GPT thought KWW would say when presented with the facts at hand.

                              Will the real KWW please stand up? I repeat. Will the real KWW please stand up?
                              No way she wrote that. Who would write that and plug their day job in such times???
                              Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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                              • angelopetraglia
                                Bulldog Team of the Century
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 6774

                                Re: Sharp Axes

                                Originally posted by bornadog
                                Then I would suggest deleting her name off it. This is the internet and very searchable.
                                You don't think it has enough satire in it to be seen as completely and utterly fake? Apologies for any confusion. I thought it was clear it was fake from the way it was written. The refefence to Disney. The verbose language. The apology for the West Coast game.

                                Satire. But gee whiz. Chat GPT is very good.

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