Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round V edition

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  • Rocco Jones
    Bulldog Team of the Century
    • Jun 2008
    • 6984

    #1

    Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round V edition

    Yes, I use Roman numerals now and once again, it's not just about this week's games.

    This week's edition was very difficult due to Freo and Richmond abandoning their roots for the sake of four points, it reminded me of the movie ''The Gods Must Be Crazy". Thankfully, the Saints and the team Gary Ablett Jnr plays for stayed true.


    A scene from "The Gods Must Be Crazy". This picture symbolises my surprise at Richmond and Freo both winning in Round 5.


    A nice picture of Megan Gale. I saw her in the Captain's Bar after the game. While she isn't as pretty as Jennifer Hawkins, she is probably a bit better than the average patron. Andy was also there, but Hamish wasn't. Very odd.


    HOT


    St.Kilda

    5-0 and a percentage of 211.8 means they are hotter than Zac Efron if he lived on the sun. These guys truly have the balance between attack and defence down pat at the moment. Whether it’s in wet conditions at Football Park or under the roof at Docklands (yeah that’s right, I am not calling them by their sponsor’s names, take that whitey!) the Saints are looking the real deal.

    Gary Ablett Jnr (and Geelong)
    Compared to last week, little Gazza was a little down with only 42 touches and 2 goals (one absolute gem) but i will forgive the boy and keep him in the hotties list. I really felt for the Lions today. A cold, rainy day at Kardina Park against the Cats, would any of you though any less of them if they called a forfeit, packed their bags and got the first flight back to Bris Vegas?


    Carlton

    I know a few hate it when I put them in the hotties list and will say hurtful things like "if you love them so much, why don't you marry them?" but that's silly and I thought they were very impressive today. Judd was down and Fev wasn’t great but Kreuzer, Murphy, Gibbs and Simpson all stepped up to the plate. Kicking 21 goals with only 3 coming from Fev is massive for a side that has been overly reliant on his contribution. It’s a super even comp outside the Cats and the Saints at the moment and a top four finish is there for the taking.


    --------------Hot/Not Equator---------------------------- (not drawn to scale)--------------------


    Collingwood

    How, oh how, did they lose that game? You let the ANZACs and their spirit down Collingwood, shame on you!


    Western Bulldogs

    Two losses in a row and we are back in the pack. Our 3 wins have come against bottom 5 teams and we have an enormous test against the Saints next week. As obvious as it sounds, our forward line structure is a massive worry and we will always struggle against quality sides that don’t let our midfield walk it inside 50. It wasn’t all bad, Megan Gale sat near our table in the bar after the game.


    North Melbourne

    There’s no better way of making the notties list than losing to the Tiggers. Losing Boomer to a long term injury is obviously going to hurt big time. The footy they played in their two wins this year was not very impressive and they have put in two shockers over the last three weeks.


    NOT


    Last edited by Rocco Jones; 27-04-2009, 09:44 AM.
  • The Coon Dog
    Bulldog Team of the Century
    • Jan 2007
    • 7579

    #2
    Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round X edition

    The weather was not hot today either.
    [COLOR="Red"][B][U][COLOR="Blue"]85, 92, 97, 98, 08, 09, 10... Break the curse![/COLOR][/U][/B][/COLOR]

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    • bulldogtragic
      The List Manager
      • Jan 2007
      • 34289

      #3
      Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round X edition

      "Rocco Jones has created the best ever thread"
      Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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      • bulldogtragic
        The List Manager
        • Jan 2007
        • 34289

        #4
        Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round X edition

        Just for having a sense of humour????

        Gives false hope to every man in the universe.
        Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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        • boydogs
          WOOF Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 5845

          #5
          Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round X edition

          Maybe its my bitterness talking with the Dogs being below the Hot/Not Equator, but I feel the need to correct you - V is 5 in roman numerals, X is 10
          If you kicked five goals and Tom Boyd kicked five goals, Tom Boyd kicked more goals than you.

          Formerly gogriff

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          • bulldogtragic
            The List Manager
            • Jan 2007
            • 34289

            #6
            Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round X edition

            Originally posted by gogriff
            Maybe its my bitterness talking with the Dogs being below the Hot/Not Equator, but I feel the need to correct you - V is 5 in roman numerals, X is 10
            I shall let Rocco correct you.
            Rocket Science: the epitaph for the Beveridge era - whenever it ends - reading 'Here lies a team that could beat anyone on its day, but seldom did when it mattered most'. 15/7/2023

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            • Sedat
              Hall of Fame
              • Sep 2007
              • 11603

              #7
              Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round X edition

              Originally posted by Rocco Jones
              Western Bulldogs[/COLOR]
              Two losses in a row and we are back in the pack. Our 3 wins have come against bottom 5 teams and we have an enormous test against the Saints next week. As obvious as it sounds, our forward line structure is a massive worry and we will always struggle against quality sides that don’t let our midfield walk it inside 50
              Our forward line has been dysfunctional for the best part of the season - Hahn and Minson are slowly but surely playing themselves into Williamstown calculations.
              "Look at me mate. Look at me. I'm flyin'"

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              • Rocco Jones
                Bulldog Team of the Century
                • Jun 2008
                • 6984

                #8
                Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round X edition

                Originally posted by gogriff
                Maybe its my bitterness talking with the Dogs being below the Hot/Not Equator, but I feel the need to correct you - V is 5 in roman numerals, X is 10
                Oh how silly am I? I was thinking don't write X, it's V like Rocky V, the one where Rocky had a protege called Tommy Gunn, then his protege got all arrogant and very rude and disrespectful to Rocky and it ended with Rocky having a street fight against Tommy. The worst of all the Rocky movies.

                Please change my title moderators.

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                • Rocco Jones
                  Bulldog Team of the Century
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 6984

                  #9
                  Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round X edition

                  Originally posted by Sedat
                  Our forward line has been dysfunctional for the best part of the season - Hahn and Minson are slowly but surely playing themselves into Williamstown calculations.
                  Agreed, but I could hardly say that when we were hotties.

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                  • BulldogBelle
                    WOOF Member
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5284

                    #10
                    Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round X edition

                    Originally posted by Rocco Jones
                    Oh how silly am I? I was thinking don't write X, it's V like Rocky V, the one where Rocky had a protege called Tommy Gunn, then his protege got all arrogant and very rude and disrespectful to Rocky and it ended with Rocky having a street fight against Tommy. The worst of all the Rocky movies.

                    Please change my title moderators.
                    Don't worry, I have changed it on the thread title from an "X" to a "V".

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                    • Rocco Jones
                      Bulldog Team of the Century
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 6984

                      #11
                      Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round X edition

                      Originally posted by BulldogBelle
                      Don't worry, I have changed it on the thread title from an "X" to a "V".
                      Oh, you are very lovely. If there was a hotties & notties list of moderators, you would be right at the top of the hotties. I won't even say where TwoDogs would be.

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                      • Scraggers
                        Premiership Moderator
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 3587

                        #12
                        Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round X edition

                        Originally posted by Rocco Jones
                        Oh, you are very lovely. If there was a hotties & notties list of moderators, you would be right at the top of the hotties. I won't even say where TwoDogs would be.
                        Flattery will get you everywhere Rocco

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                        • Missing-Dog
                          WOOF Member
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 3102

                          #13
                          Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round V edition

                          Rocky IV is by far the worst of all the Rockys, and is possibly the worst of all the pieces of crap that make up Sly's acting career (Judge Dredd the exception obviously). For being so out of touch in the world of ranking Rocky movies, Rocco should add himself to the Notties list.

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                          • Bulldog Revolution
                            Coaching Staff
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 3933

                            #14
                            Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round V edition

                            I would have been inclined to have the Swans in there before Collingwood

                            Other than that a good summary of the round

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                            • Rocco Jones
                              Bulldog Team of the Century
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 6984

                              #15
                              Re: Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round V edition

                              Originally posted by Pembleton
                              Rocky IV is by far the worst of all the Rockys, and is possibly the worst of all the pieces of crap that make up Sly's acting career (Judge Dredd the exception obviously). For being so out of touch in the world of ranking Rocky movies, Rocco should add himself to the Notties list.
                              I think you appreciated the geopolitical nature of Rocky IV.

                              Fair enough on Rocky's part to prove to the Russians that communism is bad via a boxing match.

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