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Hotties & Notties w/ Rocco Jones: Round 10 edition
HANWRJ is back with a super fun new format! But enough with those kinds of words it's time for these kinds of words.
Oh Proud Bulldog, so proud, so hot.
HOT
Steve Johnson
Just about the most dangerous player in the league at the moment. Little stat for readers, his combined goals and goals assist tall sits at 46, 7 more than the next best in the league. Super gun.
Western Bulldogs
Oh so close against the Cats and we were awesome when it mattered yesterday. I see the Swans as the top four's version of a "you need to be this tall to go on this ride" sign. Gun sides will beat them and the rest will struggle. Very pleasing performance.
Adelaide
Craig mentioned a new game plan against the Bulldogs and the alarm bells were ringing after a massive 2nd half fadeout in round 8. The Crows have been great in the last two weeks with comfortable wins against quality opposition. I guess never writing off Craig might be the morale of the story.
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Dean Cox
Before I get stuck in, I think he is a gun and is at the very least, one of the best ruckmen going around. But he really needs to stop playing cheap, meaningless footy. It's great for his SuperCoach and Dream Team owners but he isn't giving his team the value he should be. It is so easy for guns in crappy sides to fall into bad habits were they think they are wasted in the trenches and are of best use as outside players because their teams have an obvious lack of talent. This spot was reserved for Delidio but he had to spoil it all by going out and playing well.
Port Adelaide
Pretenders.
Fremantle
Oh Freo. Start off like poo, give out hope that they are semi-decent and just as fans think they might be something they return to a stinkier poo than before.
NOT
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Robot Bulldog, so cold, so not.
Oh Proud Bulldog, so proud, so hot.
HOT
Steve Johnson
Just about the most dangerous player in the league at the moment. Little stat for readers, his combined goals and goals assist tall sits at 46, 7 more than the next best in the league. Super gun.
Western Bulldogs
Oh so close against the Cats and we were awesome when it mattered yesterday. I see the Swans as the top four's version of a "you need to be this tall to go on this ride" sign. Gun sides will beat them and the rest will struggle. Very pleasing performance.
Adelaide
Craig mentioned a new game plan against the Bulldogs and the alarm bells were ringing after a massive 2nd half fadeout in round 8. The Crows have been great in the last two weeks with comfortable wins against quality opposition. I guess never writing off Craig might be the morale of the story.
--------------Hot/Not Equator---------------------------- (not drawn to scale)--------------------
Dean Cox
Before I get stuck in, I think he is a gun and is at the very least, one of the best ruckmen going around. But he really needs to stop playing cheap, meaningless footy. It's great for his SuperCoach and Dream Team owners but he isn't giving his team the value he should be. It is so easy for guns in crappy sides to fall into bad habits were they think they are wasted in the trenches and are of best use as outside players because their teams have an obvious lack of talent. This spot was reserved for Delidio but he had to spoil it all by going out and playing well.
Port Adelaide
Pretenders.
Fremantle
Oh Freo. Start off like poo, give out hope that they are semi-decent and just as fans think they might be something they return to a stinkier poo than before.
NOT
Robot Bulldog, so cold, so not.
BTW What was the format change?
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