Aker and the Brownlow

[Scraggers]

RUMOUR FILE

Ryan (Fitzy) Fitzgerald just said on Nova that Aker's missus had spent four and a half hours getting ready for the Brownlow ... And quite a bit of money on hair, spray tan, nails, make-up, dress, jewellery etc etc, but had to cancel at the last minute ...

Appearantly, Aker went so hard at Mad Monday that he got lost and ended up asleep in a gutter somewhere ... by the time he was found, it was too late to go to the Brownlow

Aker's missus = 'Not Happy Jan'

[LostDoggy]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

No. NO WAY!

Boy, this goes into the 'shit forever' file. When they are 60 and Aker's trying to stop his wife from selling his Brownlow to pay for the beach house in Maui, she'll bring this up.

[Sockeye Salmon]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

Simon Atkins did exactly the same thing in 92.

He rocked up home just before time to go and he wife cracked it with him.

Atkins took his mum instead.

[Topdog]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

I don't get why she couldn't organise a way to get to the Crown Casino without Aker.

[LostDoggy]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

Hahahaha! Oh my, that is HILARIOUS. I feel a bit sorry for his wife, but my god that is funny. Particularly the gutter part.

[Desipura]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

Simon Atkins did exactly the same thing in 92.

He rocked up home just before time to go and he wife cracked it with him.

Atkins took his mum instead.

Was that the year that his Mrs (ex copper) threw out all his clothes on the road. Coincidently channel 10 news caught it all on camera.

[BulldogBelle]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

I don't get why she couldn't organise a way to get to the Crown Casino without Aker.

She probably didn't want to go without him, no doubt everybody would've been asking her left, right and centre where he was. Poor Aker will most definitely be in the Dog House (literally) at the moment if it is true.

[AndrewP6]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

Good work Aker... they don't call it MAD Monday for nothing!

[Sockeye Salmon]

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Was that the year that his Mrs (ex copper) threw out all his clothes on the road. Coincidently channel 10 news caught it all on camera.

That's the one.

[LostDoggy]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

IMO you are not really married until you have upset the wife in this manner...my lovely wife expects and plans for such events at least monthly!! Well done Aker!! (if true)

[Missing Dog]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

I have my doubts about this as I don't believe our players would leave him in the gutter as for getting that drunk well it has been a long hard winter!!!

[The Coon Dog]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

Jason Akermanis too drunk to attend Brownlow Medal count


MX article...

[comrade]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

Jason Akermanis too drunk to attend Brownlow Medal count


MX article...

No mention of a gutter, he was just hanging at Johnno's.

[mighty_west]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

Ouch!

You would think he'd have enough sence to make sure he was in a good enough state to attend such a formal gathering, his team mates were there, he may just have to serve 100 hours of community service as punishment [in the Dog suit on Barkly St]...

[LostDoggy]

Re: Aker and the Brownlow

By the sounds of that article it was all about his misses

My dress, makeup rah rah rah. Me, Me, Me.

It's Mad Monday, one day he gets to unwind..dont blame the kid